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So, I hurt my back and I'm out on leave. I can do limitted stuff so I'm working on the house and stupervising and test riding Ducati's and getting scared by VERY weird people in town......
as a citizen, It's a WHOLE diff ballgame after 10PM..... 37 years and I've never been sick more than 3 days....this is strange. So, if Ray Romano can write a book so can I. I'm way funnier and I know John Cleese (Monty Python for you Phillistines). He hangs out at Brophy Brothers...... Jonathon Winters pumped my gas once, he also did 20 minutes of stand up with my wife and kid's at Cafe del Sol......the kid's asked who was the wierd old man....freaking priceless.....shoulda thought of this year's ago.....I once bought gardening shears with "Bunz" from NYPD Blues....he has dentures....at least his butt was covered. Think Gold Plated SC, the owner of this site, the dood on Rennlist (Adrian)....it ain't rocket science. Allz I'm doing is walking around sober at 12-2am and asking people if I can take their pics.....I get about an 80%, "it's cool" reaction......usually the hotties go for it, the skanks kinda...well, they're skanks and who cares? I can speel and I got's a computer.....
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BSIS License #18892.
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They don't stay in business long, screw one PI the whole crowd closes ranks.
I'm doing nothing wrong, I have a journal and the incident injury is on tape...... I've had my license for years and do mostly pro bono work as a PI and I am still a County Investigator. I also ref football, softball and until recently track. The old track starter guys....I was the youngest at 52 are worse than 356 concour weenies. Old deaf men with guns........oK.....I'm outta here.....
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Don't go...
This thread has potential.  KT
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