On Self Pleasure...
 

I have arrived at a place in life where I completely enjoy myself. If this discovery was made 30 years ago I would be not only be very wealthy but most likely without offspring and therefor very lonely and void of a happiness only a proud father understands. I am grateful that it is only now in my later years that I have grown and come to be...content with me.

You are the lube master...

That's pretty impressive for typing with only one hand...

i cheated, i used my right hand...

Not to hijack, Lubey....but how are things on the domestic front? Is your wife adjusting to her affliction?

Is that cheating?

I thought that was "the stranger".

Many new developments. I can't find my original thread on that topic - pull it up and I will update...

Done...

Fortunate is the man who finds refuge in himself.

I find it interesting how things have changed, where you use to be ridiculed for taking care of yourself, to now where "rubbing one out" is no big deal. I was watching the movie Up in the Air with George Clooney and he was taking about rubbing one out with a gal on the phone and I thought, ya I bet even George takes care of himself, in between the sessions of crazy hot sex of course.

I think the old saying was that 98% of men do it, and the other 2% lie about it.

I suspect there may be a few that don't. I think most of them are probably "off" some how.

I think its down to quadraplegics and priests.

Well, then again, maybe the priests...

Thanks for sharing.

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You now owe me a keyboard!

crap...my monitor keep fading in and out...no, not just the monitor. mmm, better see the eye doc.

what were we talking about..the olympics?

I just wish that it counted as exercise. We'd all look like olympic athletes.

Guys, this is better than seeking professional help. Not that I need it but doubt I ever will now...