Sleep Talkin' Man
 

Sleep Talkin' Man

Have you guys seen this? Hilarious. Mild-mannered englishman talks in his sleep about how great he is and how he's going to beat the a@@ out of all kinds of small animals. His wife records some of them but writes them all down.

A must see/hear.

yeah, class stuff. i've been following the blog for about a month.

If I could write a good detective novel and use most of those lines in it, I'd be hailed as a genius.

I remember one night back in college a friend of mine Rick passed out on the floor, tired- we were up playing video games.

There were four of us, and we watched Rick

1)- simulate him cuming with his GF- "Jill, I'm cuming, i'm shredding!!"

2)- make stupid comments about skateboarding

3) roll around with his arms up like a dog waiting for his belly to be scratched, rolling around going "Aoooo! Aooo!" like a dog.

we fcking died that night- also an important lesson- try not to fall asleep in front of your friends.

rjp

Bushbabies. They're everywhere.

Yeah, that's a classic, been following for a while.

One of my favorites: "Why don't you stand in f&*k-up corner. You can stay there 'til, I don't know, I-don't-give-a-*****-about-you 'o clock."