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red-beard 03-01-2010 02:32 PM

Paper cuts
 
suck

onewhippedpuppy 03-01-2010 02:49 PM

http://planetxtribe.com/v-web/galler...t_Photo171.jpg

Z-man 03-01-2010 02:50 PM

A fracture of the 5th metatarsal ....

...suck even more.

-Z-man.

Rick V 03-01-2010 02:58 PM

Treated wood splinters

onlycafe 03-01-2010 03:19 PM

fiberglass splinters.

Buckterrier 03-01-2010 03:23 PM

double compound fractures sucksuck

HHI944 03-01-2010 03:28 PM

External orthopedic fixation of a fracture triple sucks.

BRPORSCHE 03-01-2010 04:04 PM

wuss.

red-beard 03-01-2010 04:15 PM

Tom, let me come over and give you a good one, and then pour lemon juice on it, and you might forget the toe.










Maybe not...

flatbutt 03-01-2010 05:32 PM

a kick in the nutz

Bill Douglas 03-01-2010 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by red-beard (Post 5212323)
Paper cuts suck

I've always said it's really dangerous working in an office but no one believed me until now.

Turboo934 03-01-2010 06:35 PM

Kidney stones !!!!!!!!! It's like having your junk slammed in a door:eek::eek:

porsche4life 03-01-2010 06:54 PM

I got a cardboard cut when I was looking at a new pair of boots... that told me it wasn't meant to be....

trekkor 03-01-2010 08:52 PM

Somebody through a wadded up piece of tissue at me once...Just saying.


KT

porsche4life 03-01-2010 09:14 PM

Did you file assault charges KT?

Geronimo '74 03-01-2010 09:36 PM

bulletholes in the lungs from a 50 cal, they suck too

Joeaksa 03-02-2010 03:44 AM

For paper cuts, super glue them shut. Works great!

Tobra 03-02-2010 05:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joeaksa (Post 5213137)
For paper cuts, super glue them shut. Works great!

Yup, as if by magic

flatbutt 03-02-2010 05:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joeaksa (Post 5213137)
For paper cuts, super glue them shut. Works great!

stings a little bit

Joeaksa 03-02-2010 07:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tobra (Post 5213256)
Yup, as if by magic

Learned that one from my ex-wife. She used it in heart transplants. Blew me away that they use a sterile version of the same glue on patients.

Now have it in all of my kits just in case.


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