"clown attorney-0/ODDJOB-all da marbles!

[ODDJOB UNO]

yep, as i stated a clown is a clown is a clown.


dateline:

3pm today bunch of kids start revving various vehicle engines. doing burnouts on street. impeding traffic on asphalt. general PITA to all living close. lil banana buggy fired up.

i gotta leave to do my thing. g/friend watches rest of the show.


banana buggy is ripping around property raising hell(i didnt know baja was so close-WTF?)

i come back around 545pm.


banana buggy dorks now graduate to a new f-150 w/goofy wheels and a dodge coronet 4 -door(primer). my street becomes the DIABLO DRY LAKE BED(WTF??? i didnt know baja was so close). easily approach speeds of 90mph until f-150 ford team racer hits a wash and does damage.

team coronet and team ferd come back to property and set up pit stop. floor jack comes out. work on team ferd TT(trophy truck). make ready for new baja course in backyard.(WTF??? i didnt know baja was so close).

team coronet and team ferd TT(trophy truck) now do laps around new found baja norte course.


team coronet and team ferd(trophy truck-NOT) decide that doing laps is no fun and decide to do donuts.................for like 15-20 minutes.


plumes of dust 75 feet in the air!

neighbors call me, i call other neighbors. i call the OMAR SHARIFFS. neighbors call sharriffs(the shariffs dont lak it)


omar's respond to me and next door neighbor who also called.


while watching this thru 15x80 DOKTORS notice a BROWN BAGGED SUBSTANCE BEING CONSUMED. hmmmmm "mr OMAR i think they have bean drinking"


while my back is turned facing north speaking to the (2) nice OMARS(facing south), a sudden explosion goes off behind me and a fireball about 50 feet in the air goes up! I CAN NOT MAKE THIS POO UP!


OMARS go to neighbors after i splain everything re: the RO and ZONING.



there are NOW (4) OMAR SHARIFFS on the "clown attorneys" property as i write!



IT JUST DONT GET NO BETTER THAN THIS! "THE SHARIFF DONT LAK IT-ROCK THE KAS-BAH w/ODDJOB UNO!"



dont cha just LOVE A FEEL GOOD STORY!

[Embraer]

my mind is numb

[ODDJOB UNO]

NOT JUAN IOTA OF EMBELLISHMENT!


i can NOT DRINK ENOUGH BEERS TO MAKE THIS UP!

[Danny_Ocean]

[trekkor]

...dig


KT

[Heel n Toe]

Originally Posted by ODDJOB UNO

while my back is turned facing north speaking to the (2) nice OMARS(facing south), a sudden explosion goes off behind me and a fireball about 50 feet in the air goes up!

Hahahaha... sounds like fun. Have any idea how they made that happen? Smell gasoline afterwards?

[Noah930]

Didn't I predict some sort of mushroom cloud at CASA DE ODDJOB in the original clown thread?

[Scuba Steve]

Drinking and driving, causing a disturbance, and... whatever blew up is what they're busted for, right?

[Heel n Toe]

Meth lab, UNOBOMBER?

[m21sniper]

[bell]

Where's that damn bunny with a pancake on his head?........

[Scuba Steve]

you're welcome!

[Oh Haha]

Sweet.

once a dumba$$, always a dumba$$.

Nothing like sitting back, being all calm and LEGAL, and letting nature take it's course.

Hopefully, the PO-LICE(gakkk, now I'm doing it.) found some interesting stuff during the investigation.


No pics, though???

[vash]

now where did a put my oddjob decoder ring? anyone have a loaner?

[rouxroux]

Again, all I can say is:
"Dah-dat, dat,dat....dahhhhhhhhhhh......I'm lovin' it"!

FEAR THE HAT!

[ODDJOB UNO]

at about 1130ish-PM some more vehicles(goofy yellow north snobbsdale h2 hummer w/goofy wheels) shows up and some sort of loud discussion transpired that alerted "MR SNUGGLES" to his DEFCON-ALPHA ALERT status therefore waking me.


i was watching patton 360(my hero) and saundered outside to see what up(what is up).


couldnt really make out anything. saundered to my 2nd story and watched. really nothing but activity going in and out of doors.


found out from OMAR SHARIFF, that the RO has NOT been served. normal course of events when a RO is issued is it goes from "hottie" judges chamber(of love) to county constables "in" basket and county constable serves (tag yer it) said aforementioned "clown attorney" RO papers and either he ceases his errant behavior or the POO goes down.


well with all things at the gubbermint level ya really gots to stay on top of thangs to make sure they progress correctly.


soooooooooooo...............monday i get to go downtown 38 miles away(ODDJOBS BIG ADVENTURE) and go to the county civil division and get this guy SERVED!


i dont know what transpired with the (4) OMAR SHARIFFS last night(dying to know) but i imagine the commotion late last night had something to do with it.


now after finally going thru my lil chat with the OMARS that concluded at about 830pm i went down to the local qwickie mart and spoke with my pakastani friend A-POO(simpsons), and after me stating how my night was going he told me the aforementioned vehicles had been in there buying booze. hmmmmmmmm. so a confirmation that friday night appears to be BOOZE HOUND NIGHT for these FLATLANDER HILLBILLYS.


since my hours are wayyyy gooffy every week, and i get to pick and choose them, i feel being home on fri and sat nights for awhile could quite possibly gain me a furthur upper hand as far as observing MORE STTOOOO-PID BEHAVIOR.

since the uber 1972 PENTON 175 JACKPINER CONCOURS FRAME UP/CRANK UP RESTORATION is foremost on my list of crap to complete, we can play this game..........and "I'LL BE THERE HUCKLEBERRY!"

so in summation...............ODDJOB UNO will complete this UBER restoration and enjoy the hell out of it, all the while watching /waiting/listening for futhur disturbances of the peace.

having my lil old lady neighbor next door fill the OMARS in with all the daily "clown attorneys" tidbits was PRECIOUS BEYOND BELIEF!


this will GET MO BETTER'ER i can assure you. I LOVE A CHALLENGE!



"MR SNUGGLES " LOVES A CHALLENGE ALSO!

[ODDJOB UNO]

p.s. ANYJUAN GOT A CONNECTION w/ OHLIN SHOCKS???????????????


need a pair of "OHLIN CLASSICS" 13.4" eye to eye measurement for the 1972 penton 175 jackpiner. yellow springs. valved for 215# "B" class lardbutt rider.


REFUSE to pay list price............EVV-VAR(ever)!


numero uno rule of dirty biking........."thou shalt NEVER EVER pay suggested list price for dirty bike parts."

[Oh Haha]

Mr Snuggles looks pi$$ed!!!!

[Dueller]

That's a great story and you tell it so well

Just don't know how your scorekeeping system works

BTW...I think your avatar should be changed to one of the following:

[ODDJOB UNO]

my avatar is "MR. SNUGGLES!"


as i continue on my quest of perfection in "PENTON-IA" (aka my SE outbuilding), it occurs to me, due to my ever vigilant state of affairs, that "PENTON-IA" may become my "ALAMO".


why you ask? well due to ever present thieves(aka my older sons friends-documented thieving of my crap-totally busted redhanded)) i have gone to the trouble of securing my outbuildings. all windows secured and boarded up. ie. you will have to take a sledge hammer/sawzall/blow torch and about an hour to break in. in that time period even a drunk "MR.SNUGGLES" will rear his ugly head and alert me to my security being compromised. it was so bad years ago each and everytime i left outbuildings i would have to lock my tools and every bike/quad is chained and locked. what a giant PITA. i have so many locks chains cables now it actually took me a day of my life a few weeks back to ID keys to locks on all my trailers bikes quads buildings doors etc. huge PITA.


anyway after last nights B.S. i started thinking if "clown attorney" friends or family are going to ever confront me, it will be in my outbuilding. and since theres only JUAN WAY OUT and JUAN WAY IN..................that does not bode well for my security and love of life freedom happiness mom apple pie and chevrolets porsches dirty bikes boats drums and the american way.


sooooooooooooo.....................since this is AIRY-ZONEY and the RIGHT TO CARRY CONCEALED LEGALLY on your property..............i always look at the worst case scenario and plan accordingly.


therefore from here out until thangs calm down or "clown attorney" moves out, ODDJOB UNO AINT FEEKING AROUND ANYMORE and it has now become them or ME!


while having my cup of coffee this early am and staring at my gun safes and pondering my possible "alamo" dilemma(being trapped in "PENTON-IA"), i have decided that protecting my self/family, is paramount above and beyond all thangs. and a sidearm is concealable, but negative effective for any distances or drunken behavior by individuals high as a kite.


soooo.................since we ALWAYS build thangs to the nth degree, i have decided that my "OFFICIAL PENTON-IA PEACEKEEPER" will now be the "HANS VANG FROM HELL REM 870".


your probably saying to yourself "'ol ODDJOB UNO has finally lost it", well after g/friend,myself,my neighbors,the OMAR SHARIFFS witnessed the reckless drunken driving and explosive fireworks yesterday into the dark.....................you can kind of say my POO QUOTIENT has bean FINALLY FILLED!


the drunken disregard for peoples lives here and animals(yes its horsey world and mommies drive their babies in strollers and old people take their walks, and fitness freaks do their runs) is beyond comprehension. my neighbors as well as myself are FIT TO BE TIED over this and theres no telling how or where this will end.


now to understand me even a little better, and to understand firearms and their LEGAL USE defending ones family or self is the reason i have bean writing this diatribe of B.S.. see its a legal/documented timeline of events fresh off of my feeble memory banks. if the POO goes down and something very bad happens, here is documentation to our dilemma, and the pre-meditated efforts to avoid problems by following the law to the letter. ie. i have followed every step to the letter and never over stepped my legal boundaries.



so in other words................if ya come over to my house and appear at the "PENTON-IA" doorstep without making any noise to announce yer arrival..........YER GONNA BE GREETED BY "HANS VANG"!!!!!