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According to the tattoo girl, JJ is hung like a horse.

She calls him the "vanilla gorilla".

Does that answer your question?
Too bad he could not trade some of that in on more brains...

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Old 03-21-2010, 07:22 AM
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According to the tattoo girl, JJ is hung like a horse.

She calls him the "vanilla gorilla".

Does that answer your question?
Bright one, this skank w/ the "White Power" and swastika tattoos. Apparently gorillas are hung like a very small dog. The smallest dork of all primates.
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maybe SB was strictly missionary style?

that other chicks, looks completely "full service". which holds a certian appeal.

for the record, this has less gag reflex than the hugh grant insanity.

i also dont think JJ is an idiot. that man became a millionaire selling bumper stickers and t-shirts. there was a time, you couldnt find a jacked up 4x4 without his window sticker. effen up with the sugar momma SB, wasnt his shining moment. but he didnt need the cash.
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I may be a honkey but I'm hung like a donkey.

But do the ladies call you the "honkey donkey"?
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Tiger's, Jesse's, etc.'s problems can all be summed up by, and solved by, one word:
























Marriage.

I never can understand why those who have fame and fortune and a never ending supply of sugar pie to dip into, and want to sample different varieties generously and often, get married. Esp. so young like Tiger. Makes no sense. If he wasn't married, he could do as many as he wanted, and you'd never read about it in the press.
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Agree- don't get married if you are't committed/strong enough to be faithful- and I am sure thse two guys were subject to temptations that would be virtually impossible to resist (well maybe not that tatoo skank). But given their groveling to their wives perhaps there is something they are getting out of that marriage thing that their "sugar pies" can't provide. Hmmm......
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But given their groveling to their wives perhaps there is something they are getting out of that marriage thing that their "sugar pies" can't provide. Hmmm......
In the case of Tiger, I can think of about 500,000,000 reasons he wants to keep the marriage intact.
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In the case of Tiger, I can think of about 500,000,000 reasons he wants to keep the marriage intact.
It is only about 10,000,000 reasons. He has a prenuptual agreement

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