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cmccuist 04-05-2010 12:54 PM

Jack Bauer vs. Jason Bourne
 
This is a tough one.

I have to give the nod to Jack Bauer. I mean look at the resume. He gets the hell beat out of him in every season. He was tortured in a Chinese prison for a year and a half. He's been shot, stabbed, blown up... I mean the guy is impervious to pain!

Jason Bourne has the edge in fighting skill, but his head is all jacked up. He hallucinates, and didn't even know his own name for a long time. I don't think he even wants to be a killer anymore.

Edge to Jack Bauer!

VincentVega 04-05-2010 01:17 PM

Jack never sleeps. Ever.

gassy 04-05-2010 01:20 PM

The sexiness factor goes up for Bourne when he's all hot and sweaty though.
Edge: Bourne.

TechnoViking 04-05-2010 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gassy (Post 5278120)
The sexiness factor goes up for Bourne when he's all hot and sweaty though.
Edge: Bourne.

Dude.

cmccuist 04-05-2010 01:31 PM

I was trying to get an opinion on who would be able to kill the other, not which one someone would want to have sex with. :eek:

gassy 04-05-2010 01:33 PM

My bad. I still gotta go with Bourne. His hand-to-hand combat skills are better.

Head416 04-05-2010 01:34 PM

Bourne. Stabbing people with pens, beating them up with books, always one step ahead.

Super_Dave_D 04-05-2010 01:36 PM

Jack for sure. He will cut your fingers off in a second!!

Wintermute 04-05-2010 01:41 PM

John Clark.

McLovin 04-05-2010 01:45 PM

Jack Olsen.

Geronimo '74 04-05-2010 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gassy (Post 5278147)
My bad. I still gotta go with Bourne. His hand-to-hand combat skills are better.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Head416 (Post 5278151)
Bourne. Stabbing people with pens, beating them up with books, always one step ahead.

Hand to hand combat, Bourne is unbeatable!!



On the other hand, Bauer's daughter is SMOKING HOT!!!!!!!

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flatbutt 04-05-2010 01:56 PM

Bourne. When death is on the line go with crazy.

BlueSkyJaunte 04-05-2010 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flatbutt (Post 5278207)
Bourne. When death is on the line go with crazy.

No, no, it's "Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line."

http://fiercepika.files.wordpress.co...04/vizzini.jpg

LSA 04-05-2010 02:21 PM

This argument is easily solved with John Matrix
http://thatsonpoint.blogspot.com/ArnoldCommando.JPG

madcorgi 04-05-2010 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VincentVega (Post 5278114)
Jack never sleeps. Ever.

Rr eats or pees.

rouxroux 04-05-2010 04:48 PM

Both of 'em could easily kick Jacson Browne's ass and field-strip him before he knew he was even dead.

BGCarrera32 04-05-2010 06:05 PM

Norris vs. Bourne and Bauer.

Norris, hand down.

Mark Henry 04-05-2010 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlueSkyJaunte (Post 5278246)
No, no, it's "Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line."

http://fiercepika.files.wordpress.co...04/vizzini.jpg

Inconceivable!

curlesw 04-05-2010 06:36 PM

Jb

Erakad 04-06-2010 03:50 AM

Gotta go with Jason Bourne. The only way Jack would win was if the fight was prolonged...sort of like a land war in asia.


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