OddJob Uno unmasked
 

Well ladies and gents, I have seen it all now.

Was with OJ today down at Patrick Motorsports and saw him in action.

I was talking with Jim and he waded right in, headed for the counter and asked for a pencil and paper. Without thinking about it he started writing a list of things to be done for the car we had just dropped off.

There, in front of my very own eyes were 6-8 items IN PERFECT ENGLISH! Punctuation, grammar and spelling were fooking correct! I never thought it was possible but there was not even one JUAN on the page!

If I could have gotten a copy or photo of this miracle would have done so but alas it was swept away by Jim who is now taking care of the issues.

Just think, only ONE day after Easter and this miracle happens! If I see any more transformations of OJ will pass them along!

Joe A

Was there a star in the east?

Is it true he's really Oprah?

I thought it was Richard Simmons. SmileWavy

It was kinda cold here today

Yes and he may be following it as we speak! :)

Was he wearing his superhero costume?

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1270523468.jpg

It was a bit more subdued than this shirt, but remember it was the Monday after Easter!

Joe, in the future, please refrain from referring to Oddjob Uno using the initials as you have done here.

This is because the scumball ex-NFL player who sliced up his wife does not need any mention here when our beloved Ari-zony wildman is spoken of.

Please.




Seriously, I won't even abbreviate orange juice when I'm making out a grocery list.

Until he croaks, or someone croaks him, I don't wanna see those two letters side-by-side.

Thank you in advance. :cool:

When it was all over did he ride off into the sunset on a donkey, just like the legend states?

where there any virgin births now fileing paternity suits ??

i think it was the EARTHQUAKE i didnt feel that caused this EPHIPHANY!


yeah what can i say, it is the easter holiday and bunnies do fly out my ass daily this time of year.



SPELLING(spilling) is FUN-DA-MENTAL!

He's The Stig... I just know it.

C'Mon Joe, we all know the power comes from the HAT!;)

John,

Sorry about that and I totally agree. That scum bag needs to have a very long and wonderful time as a punk in the "house of doors," then he gets to deal with his Maker and former wife.

Roux,

That was the funny thing... he even left the hat at home! Still had the sunglasses but thats a must here in AZ 99% of the time!

Joe A

all of you NEED to WATCH "GOLDFINGER" to see how i really ROLL(GOGARIZM). LOLhttp://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1270558923.jpg

Too funny. I stopped in there around noon and chatted with Jim. Saw Joe's rig sitting outside. A transport was there to pick up a 986 race version. That whole area is getting nicer and nicer. It was kind of sketchy when Jim first setup shop but it's really coming along. I mean Jim's place has always been nice but the surrounding streets and buildings are catching up too.