have you ever accidentally grabbed a woman's boobs?

[vash]

.......or grazed them? i went to a dinner party on sat. the lady is a foodie, big time. she is always looking for wild game to cook and eat. she offered to pay for a pig hunt once..for me. her husband is cool. anyways, i have a friend that is the angel of death towards wild hogs. he gave me a upper hind quarter and some random packages to give to the woman. cool.

show up at her home, and she sees the packages wrapped and labeled "wild boar"..she takes them happily, and holds them close. one smaller package starts to slip on the larger package..she says, "help!"..i simply react, and grab for the ...full on open palm miss on the package..i basically high fived her boob. the escaping package gets caught by her upper arm.

i act like nothing happened, as does she.. i still laugh about it now. my wife saw nothing..

i would make a crappy ninja with my hand/eye coordination.

[legion]

Unintentionally? Never. That's not to say I didn't make it look unintentional.

I used to have a coworker who liked to stand behind me when we were working together. I'm not sure if she was wearing a padded bra and couldn't feel it or what, but 90% of the time, she was lightly pressing her boobs into my back.

[kach22i]

I accidentally patted a butt cheek open handed on a good looking woman yakking on her cell phone in a narrow passage at a thrift store.

I had my hands down at my sides as I passed by and she turned into me.

I think she liked it as much as I did.

[kach22i]

Originally Posted by legion

Unintentionally? Never. That's not to say I didn't make it look unintentional.

I used to have a coworker who liked to stand behind me when we were working together. I'm not sure if she was wearing a padded bra and couldn't feel it or what, but 90% of the time, she was lightly pressing her boobs into my back.

Hairdressers do that for big tips.

Did you at least tip her?

[Hetmann]

Sadly no.

[legion]

Originally Posted by kach22i

Did you at least tip her?

No, I wanted to give her the whole thing.

[bivenator]

In the med field I graze alot of boobs. The vast majority are not something to gloat over. Almost as stimulating as the flabby part of the upper arm. MMMmmm...

[Dueller]

Intentionally unintentional and unintentionally intentional all the time

One of my most embarrassing moments as a young freshman in college was on a blind date with a voluptuous scandannavian exchange student. She was well endowed and youthfully perky in her somewhat loose woven sweater in an age of bra-lessness. As we were being introduced and I noticed a long blond hair resting on her sweater just above her nipple. I suavely and gallantly reached over to remove the errant follicle without touching her breast to casually show how cool I was.

I was attached She shreiked. I was totally embarassed as it occurred in front of several people. We both got over it. Being the free love era, all was forgotten by the end of the evening as we ended our date with the dance of the two backed monster.:

[oldE]

High school:
Standing in the lobby, arms folded, talking to some friends when someone passing behind me gave me a playful cuff on the back of the head.
I swung my arm out, palm leading in a backhand fashion. With my height and her height, my hand ended up planted on her breast as she stepped into the circle of friends. Two red faces and a few chuckles all around.

I don't think it was planned.

Les

[David]

During some horse play at work after a company BBQ, a couple of folks tried throwing me into a puddle of water. I grabbed for anything I could and a buddy's wife's D cup was what I got. Kept me out of the water

[kach22i]

Come to think of it, I tried to pat some girl on the shoulder once (upper side arm) and got some side boob. At the same moment my hand patted her, she drew her arm up to fix her hair.

At first I had no idea what happened, thought she had really soft shoulders.

The second I realized what happened we laughed.

Must have been High School.

[Rot 911]

Playing volleyball a few years ago. Girl on my team tripped and was falling forward. I reached out to catch her fall and one hand caught a handful of boob. We both laughed.

[Evans, Marv]

Have inadvertently touched many a boob, and had some pressed against me whether on purpose or not. But the time I received the real surprise was while I was in school. I was standing in a crowd watching a presentation of some kind with my arms behind my back with one hand around the other wrist. That left the free hand open and extended behind me. A girl came up and pressed her crotch against my open hand. I was so surprised I didn't even look around, and I'm sure my face turned beat red. After a moment or two, she left and I never knew who it was. Don't know if that was a good thing or bad thing.

[JeremyD]

Not today, but it's still early

[MotoSook]

I knew a guy in college who lived for crowded bars. He never really had a girl friend in college IIRC. He wasn't a bad looking guy, just a short Italian. Anyhow, as the college bars are always elbow to elbow, he'd have a great time rubbing up to the female patrons then he'd tell us about it when we found a clearing in the crowd. It was kinda funny then.

[Racerbvd]

Me, never...

[nostatic]

uh, Byron, that doesn't look like much of an accident.

yet

[s_morrison57]

more than a few times, was drunk for everytime but once I just reached out and grabbed them, had several girls in HS grab my crotch, not a come on they'd just heard about the Morrison Muscle and wanted to see if the rumors were true, being the gentleman that I am I offered to show them but they all declined

[legion]

Originally Posted by Evans, Marv

Have inadvertently touched many a boob, and had some pressed against me whether on purpose or not. But the time I received the real surprise was while I was in school. I was standing in a crowd watching a presentation of some kind with my arms behind my back with one hand around the other wrist. That left the free hand open and extended behind me. A girl came up and pressed her crotch against my open hand. I was so surprised I didn't even look around, and I'm sure my face turned beat red. After a moment or two, she left and I never knew who it was. Don't know if that was a good thing or bad thing.

So you don't know for sure if it wasn't a guy friend with a "tuck"?

[vmisquez]

I must confess with in elementry school I grabbed a 6th graders booby.... She then kicked my arsh. I never grabbed again.