Random Disgusting Stories Thread

[varmint]

The Smoking Gun: APRIL 19–A California Highway Patrol office was briefly evacuated earlier this month when investigators became concerned that an arrestee might have been carrying a concealed explosive device. When officers collared Steven Ferrini on a drug charge, a search of the 60-year-old suspect turned up “a suspicious wire, with an on/off switch” in his pants pocket. “The wire was found to extend from the pant pocket to the subject’s anus,” according to a CHP report, a copy of which you’ll find here. Though Ferrini claimed that the wire was connected to an anal vibrator, officers became suspicious when he subsequently “began to explain his knowledge of explosives and bomb making.” So they called in El Dorado County’s “explosive ordinance disposal” team and, at 5:45 AM, evacuated “all unnecessary personnel” from the CHP’s South Lake Tahoe office. At about 9 AM, the bomb squad “rendered the device safe” and determined it was not dangerous. The report does not indicate why more than three hours passed before the vibrator was found not to be an explosive device. “The vibrator was subsequently removed and placed into property,” according to report, which does not identify the CHP employee tasked with that unfortunate evidence collection responsibility.

Bomb Probe Turns Up Vibrator - April 19, 2010

[Embraer]

30 pack of High Life, 10 dollars of dollar menu taco bell, and a package of Depends.

A college drinking game.

Don't need to say much more.

[Embraer]

....on a trip. stop at a convenience store to pick up some pop and snacks. male flight attendant buys a box of tampons. when i jokingly ask what they're for, he replies "honey, girls aren't the only ones who bleed."

[aap1966]

OK, condensed version...working in Accident and Emergency (ER for you yanks), 14 y.o. girl comes in very sheepishly...urological symptoms...subsequently found to have aquarium air tubing in her bladder...removed under GA.
Same night 14 y.o boy presents...cannot pass urine....subsequently found to have aqaurium tubing in his bladder...removed under GA.

The young lady and young man had catheterised each other with the same piece of tubing and had been alternately urinating into each other's bladder. When the novelty worn off, they cut the tubing, which, having softened on reaching body temp, withdrew.

A & E stories, any doctor will have dozens. Maybe we should have a separate thread for the medicos / RNs / paramedics on Pelican.

[HunterVonWurst]

Originally Posted by aap1966

The young lady and young man had catheterised each other with the same piece of tubing and had been alternately urinating into each other's bladder.

Aaaarrrggh. Uncle! Uncle! You win this contest. Enough already!

Note to self: NEVER click on this thread again...

[imcarthur]

A prostate biopsy. You don't want to know . . . but in case you do . . . it involves insertion of object, multiple sharp needles & severe pain.

Ian

[masraum]

Like a train wreck, I can't not look.

[A930Rocket]

And the point of pissing in each other is...?

Originally Posted by aap1966

OK, condensed version...working in Accident and Emergency (ER for you yanks), 14 y.o. girl comes in very sheepishly...urological symptoms...subsequently found to have aquarium air tubing in her bladder...removed under GA.
Same night 14 y.o boy presents...cannot pass urine....subsequently found to have aqaurium tubing in his bladder...removed under GA.

The young lady and young man had catheterised each other with the same piece of tubing and had been alternately urinating into each other's bladder. When the novelty worn off, they cut the tubing, which, having softened on reaching body temp, withdrew.

A & E stories, any doctor will have dozens. Maybe we should have a separate thread for the medicos / RNs / paramedics on Pelican.

[aap1966]

Originally Posted by A930Rocket

And the point of pissing in each other is...?

I was informed that having one's bladder rapidly filled and emptied was, how do I put this, a "unique" sensation...


Working nights as an intern in A & E in a "red light district". Never were my eyes so widely open and my legs so firmly crossed.

[varmint]

Felon accused of running animal-sex farm in Whatcom County- Seattle Times

A Whatcom County man’s friendship and aggressive support for a man convicted in the infamous Enumclaw horse-sex case led to his arrest this week for allegedly operating a bestiality farm just south of the Canadian border, federal prosecutors said Friday.

Douglas Spink, 39, a one-time dot.com millionaire, convicted drug smuggler and horse trainer, was quietly living on rural property south of Sumas when he connected with James Tait, who was in a Tennessee jail on a bestiality charge.

Tait had earlier been convicted of trespassing in 2005 in the Enumclaw case, in which a Gig Harbor man died after having sex with a horse.

The two men’s communications set in motion an investigation that resulted in Spink’s arrest Wednesday at the Sumas farm for suspicion of violating his federal probation for drug smuggling. Federal prosecutors and Whatcom County sheriff’s officials say Spink also allowed people to come to the farm and have sex with animals.

He was “promoting tourism of this nature for bestiality,” Whatcom County Sheriff Bill Elfo said Friday.

[Tishabet]

Back when I was training dogsled teams, we used to really have to scramble for meat to feed the dogs. One of the forms of meat that we would feed when it was available was a slaughterhouse byproduct called slunks. Slunks are fetal cows, and when we could get them they would arrive sort of roughly chopped; typically a head would be chopped at the neck, then the nose/face would be chopped off as one portion and the remaining head (basically the cranium and eyes) wold be divided in half to create two more portions. The dogs loved them....mmmmm, slunks!

[Mo_Gearhead]

A woman has a large boil in her nether region, so she looks in the Yellow Pages and finds a listing for a “Boil Biter(?)” She calls the guy up and gives him her address.

When he arrives, he finds this huge, obese woman in her bed. The woman is so overweight that she is unable to get out of bed and bathe. He asks where the boil is and she tells him. He pulls back the sheet and climbs up on the bed. He forces her huge, greasy legs apart and spots the large, yellow, puss filled boil in the area between her ( this and that ).

He tells her, “Now this may hurt a little,” and as he lowers his face and parts his teeth to bite the large yellow abscess, the fat woman passes a huge amount of gas.

He looks up from between her rolls of fat thighs and says, “What the hell you tryin' to do lady …make me sick?”

[legion]

When I worked as a bank teller, one of the personal bankers (a.k.a. loan officers) went home for lunch. When she came back, she had an angry, disgusted look on her face.

She explained that her large dog (100+ pounds) had discovered a rabbit's nest that morning, and proceeded to eat a whole litter of baby bunnies.

When she got home for lunch, she discovered that the dog had regurgitated the family of baby bunnies.

[Isabo]

Nobody mention the sex and menses thread

[kach22i]

One day I was surfing on the Internet and saw this ugly car.

PorschePerfect.com - Dedicated to Porsche cars and the pursuit of ownership - Part 12



What do I win?

Isn't it disgusting?