Pelican Parts Forums - Car Ads - Run on sentence(s)

I have read some grammatically terrible car ads, but the run-on sentence in this one had me getting dizzy at times ........
2001 laguna seca blue bmw m3 9800 obo

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Hi i have a 2001 bmw m3 that i bought for my boyfriend for 22 thousand dollars we have had it for a year and a half almost the accident happened on lee st off of interstate 90 on the last winter snowfall that had a mix of rain it slid into a honda crv that had its bumper scratched and taillight cracked we had insurance under my name but since the car was driven by him at the time of the accident it did not get covered for the damage so we decided not to fix it and to get a bike for him he is a united states marine and well we went to apply for a loan for the motorcycle which is for 11900 dollars but we dnt have enogh years of credit to get the motorcycle because it is more of a luxury item they wont give us a loan we have good credit but not enough if some one helps with a cosigning or knows of a way where we can get a loan for the bike we will give that person the best deal and that is the rest of the amount of what we owe on the car from 22000 dollars which is 8400 doollars but other wise we are asking for 11000 dollars for the car there are repairs already started for the car to totally fix the car with parts and labor it will cost you at most 3500 dollars i have a mechanic that is working on it that is only taking 650 dollars we have some parts on sight for the vehicle straight from bmw the car is at the shop where my boyfriend used to work at and repairs have started there and the car has no frame damage at all so if youd like to help or know of a way to help please call at 17084203780 and ask for damian and if someone is to cosign or help us out we are willing to go to a lawyer and write out a written contract for it with the lawyer and add a 1000 dollars to the buyer for helping us please call dnt text thanks .