Please talk softly....
 

Barf...

Well, I do carry a big stick...

Next may 5th...no tequila.

1800 Respado is the best for Margaritas, IMO.

901 is best for shots.

tito's with a splash of 1800...is by far the worst thing I have ever created.

I can hear myself blink...

Cazadores Repasado is my choice for Margaritas.

TITO's? as in the texas vodka? with tequila? dood.

+1 For Cazadores aka "The Stinky Deer"

Bad is Cuervo white shots with grapefruit slices, cause you ran out of lime...

No, bad is shots of Gordon's Vodka and tabasco sauce, because you're poor and you swiped the tabasco sauce from the cafeteria.

¡Qué lástima!

here you go...i'm sure they have a 1-800 number ;)

Alcoholics Anonymous :

hahhah..hope everyone feels better. i had 0.5 glass of wine last night..

I just ate mexican food, no booze. :)

I forgot to mourn the French yesterday. I imagine if they won that battle we may have celebrated Cinq mai.

I shouldn't of had tabasco. I couldn't figure out why I had heart burn and wanted to puke at the same time.

First time I ever got sick from drinking was doing shots of Gordon's Vodka and tabasco. (Big Irish guy in my dorm made it a personal mission to make me puke.) I threw up before going to bed. I woke up the next morning having thrown up in my sleep. (The only time I've ever done that.) I'm lucky I didn't die.

I couldn't stand the smell of hot sauce for years after that and couldn't eat any spicy foods. Even walking into a Hooters made me feel ill.

Tito's? Jeezus dude. I knew I was off tito's when I pulled a frozen bottle out of the freezer one morning.

it actually froze?