Top Ten List of Things Sniper is Doing With His Time
 

10) Secret mission to Kenya to bring back the real birth certificate;

9) Quick recon of Glock's world headquarters, in case H&K decides to try a hostile takeover;

8) Guest editor for "Inked" magazine, selecting the Inked Girl of the day;
Inked Magazine

7) Doubling up on PT appointments;

6) Adding a few fortifications to the Bunker;

5) Teaching a 10 day course for the Dale Carnegie Institute;

4) Starting new charitable foundation dedicated to servicing teens girls with daddy issues;

3) Cross referencing little black book with clients of new charitable foundation;

2) Teaching 11 year old son new and inventive ways to swear at 911 drivers who don't return the flash; and

And the number one thing Sniper is doing with his time while sitting out his ban from PPOTBBS . . .

1) Completing the world's first 2.7 liter RS spec to 928 engine swap.

Ok

Nope. You need to take one out and add,

(x) Looking at PPOTBBS and gloating.

.............and posting for new things to hump in Craigslist personal ads to make more notches is his long list of conquests.

...reading and wondering why the giant fascination with what he might be doing.

...reading and wondering why so many post digs at his expense, ONLY when they know he can't respond in kind.

....reading and wondering why a stalwart like milt didn't get this kind of attention when he took a sabbatical.

That's easy.
(1) I didn't post a pic of my long silky hair
(2) I didn't post pics of my spoons
(3) No pics of conquests (I guess that would be pics of my wife :rolleyes:)
(x) No need to go on.

I hope I DON'T get this attention should I go off again. And I won't post "I have to go now." :)

nice work, MRM

was it billable?

I remember a post of you, your wife, and Bill Clinton. --which you later pulled.

Sniper has a kid!?

He's Googling one or more of the following:

"Fulminating Pustules"

"Crusty Lesions"

"Cheesy Secretions"

"Burns Like Fire When I Pee"

Does anyone know that snipe actually exists? How do we know he's not some fat dude in his 50s living in his mother's basement?

because he posted a picture of himself in the military

I've met him along with a few other Pelicans.

There is photographic proof on here somewhere. :)

No disrespect, but isn't that Tabs?

Um, I might have written part of it during some down time in a mediation.

A different one every night.

And what about all his 'conquests'? Any record of that other than at the CDC?

Therefore............... no pics.



Yeah, when you guys made fun of a fun deal, meeting an ex president, and then suggested he had his hand up my wife, I thought it was time to pull that thread.

It was actually before PARF. There are some real classy guys here. :mad:

If only that hand could talk.

It wouldn't have much to say. Clinton put his arm around her as he did every other woman in pics as he shock hands with every other man. Typical charity dinner stuff.

He is on his way to your house.....

Masturbating

Funny!

I think Sniper has a nephew not a son. He a good shot from what I remember Snipe posting. A zomby killer in training!

I know there's at least one Cohibas Robustos that would disagree with that.

Sorry. Your comment did go over my head at first. And that was just about the gist of the whole thread. That neither my wife nor I should have gotten that close to the man. Well, sorry again, curiosity will get the best of me every time I can shake hands with a President.

Well, I might not walk across a room to shake Obama's hand, but you never know.

Ironically, Clinton was ill that evening with a case of the flu. So, maybe we were chancing it a bit. :) I think he was sort of cavalier sticking it out with a bunch of Long Beach bumpkins.


We never got sick in spite of what others here would have you believe.


Now, back to Sniper's top 10. You guys haven't gotten nearly gross enough yet, have you? Come on, bring it. Where's the scum sucking spirit?

He is frothing at the mouth wanting to post this:

Toyota Delayed Steering Recall By Almost A Year In U.S.

Antother Toyota coverup of a recall. Sick em Snipe!

Hanging out with Laura Bush.

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1273718479.jpg

So much hate and discontent toward one guy..............If you do not like him , move on already!
It appears some here would pass the "jealousy" test in the 10th floor
Next is possessiveness
insecurity
paranoid
uncontrollable anger........Now go take a break and go get your meds

OK that one was pretty good! :D

Max Headroom...

Sniper staring in his own music video before he grew his hair out to look like his idol........I'm sure Fabio posters are all over the walls of his room in moms basement.


YouTube - Right Said Fred I`m Too Sexy The Original



http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1273763059.jpg

That's a funny picture. Used to see Fabio around town all the time, back in the day. My GF at the time said that he was about as sexy as a 400 lb. guy with a bad rash all over his body. Actually, both of us would horse-laugh to the point of seizure on every sighting.

I kind of miss the amusement. What a turd.

The ban is only temporary, Denis. He'll be back.

Who, Fabio?

Hmm . . . the entire premise behind my thread could be taken either way, couldn't it? I'll leave it to the individual poster/reader to decide how to take it. :)