It bears repeating
 

The amount of knowlege on this board is staggering...from baking ovens to dating strippers...

Carry on.

I nailed a stripper on an oven once.

i put a stripper into a oven once...

these posts are half-baked

I shoved an oven into a stripper once. It wasn't even a tight fit.

i know a stripper who has an oven in which she charges to bake sausages. she does quite well, despite several fires in the hole.

i think i know this beauty! tsnap..she keep an oven in the back too?

and a cooling rack on top with a drip catching pan

I'll bet THAT oven's not even closed for cleaning for a few days a month . . .

but yes, to keep this thread on topic, strippers should be stamped with an expiratio:eek:n date.

I went out on an expiration date once. She was nice but a little cold.

and some strippers do bare repeating also.

no it is self cleaning, oh wait that is just the one in the back-

Don't put anything into stripper that you don't want burned, 'cause it hurts real bad.


http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1274222386.jpg

You guys think you are auditioning for Jay Leno or what????

probably more in the Letterman category.

or Howard Stearns job

or Stearns and Foster - a stripper has to have an office

I can vouch for that. Had some in my eye and couldn't see clearly for a week!! But that was two weeks ago and I'm all better now. Thanks for asking.

I also tried having *** with the can.

edit: Hey! I just noticed the ***. That said F-U-N, people. Not the other three letter word. Someone's playing a dirty trick here- I blame the moderators or the software.

"And here's the pitch . . . "

"No, she doesn't need an office, only an orifice."