You can't fix stupid..or my idiot young clients
 

Yu guys may recall my war story about getting a 19 y.o. off of statutory rape chgarges by reducing it to misdemeanor contrib to del of a minor. Instead of going to prison for 5 years he got a $1000 fine, 1 year suspended, unsupervised probation for a year. I drillled and drilled him about not even getting caught spitting on sidewalk.

Well the goof ball was riding with a buddy and got pulled over for passenger not wearing a seatbelt. Allegedly consented to search...deputy found a blunt. Misdemeanor possession normally is a $250 fine...but they revoked his probation.

Hello gray bar hotel. Dumbazzzzz.

So does he get a year inside or supervised probation?

Maybe it's a lesson he needed to learn the hard way.

Up to the original judge/DOC/parole office. But he's gotta cool his heels in jail while I do my magic and find out how much of a hard on they have for him.

Wow, what a dumbazz. Sucks to be him. Was so simple to.

I really shouldn't but I take this crap so seriously...I try to convince myself that I have an impact...that they actually hear me.

' guess that's my issue. Gotta remember its just my job but their problem/fault.

I feel for the kid's parents...they're into me for about $8K...I feel like telling them to quit throwing good money after bad. Well, maybe not just yet;)

they dont hear you. people are stupid.

i sold my bike and im filling out the DMV paper work in the guys kitchen with his mother. he is 23 years old. when he gets to the box where he is supposed to fill in the county, "monroe county"...he asks his mother, hey mom is monroe spelled m-o-n-r-o-w? then he asks me what year it is.

he bought my bike after crashing his last one. his last one was like a yugo and my bike was like a formula 1 car. i predict he will be dead within the weak

I'll never understand why anyone ever consents to a police search. How many times do you watch Cops, where he has nothing on them until they consent to a search? However, I think in some states you may not have a choice if you're on parole or probation.

Dumbazz! I try my best to stay away from the under 18 crowd for that reason.... There was a brief moment of weakness but nothing ever became of it...

The best thing that happened to me(when young and stupid) was to sit in county lock up for a few hours.

Nothing bad happened while in there but the loss of my free will for that time was a big life changing event.

this may well work out for the best for this person.

You need to drive thru Louisiana. BTDT. I'll take pains to drive around LA if I ever find myself in that part of the country. I think they think all Porsches are driven by drug dealers.

AFA the dumbass who is the subject of this thread, I say no more money needs to be spent to only show this POS that money buys your way out of trouble.

Milt, stay on I-20...Our City Marshal here in Bossier City even owns a 911 and goes on runs with us.

It spells week, W-E-E-K, dumbass ! ;)

but he was talking about Louisiana, not Southern Arkansas!

Sounds like he is not learning very quickly. Hopefully a stay in the "house of doors" will get his attention.

Don't you mean "spelled?" :D:D

hate to see a blunt go to waste like that :D

A good laywer is one who keeps on litigating until the client runs out of money.:D

U should set him down and tell him he is going away for awhile and that he will look good in lipstick.

I think it is time U stopped being nice to the kid, and get blunt with him. that your not his Mommy and Daddy and he maynot listen to them but your his attorneyand if he can't listen to his attorney then he is just plain stupid. You got him a good deal and that he fked it up..all your hard work. Now even you can't put Humpty Dumpty back together again, and that he is now at the mercy of a judge. That is most likely going to put him away for awhile. But that he should cheer up, that he might even look good in lipstick.

Then watch the fear cross his eyes..as the reality sets in.

... and you need to add apostrophe s to 'it'

And I would bet if you asked him he would say "it's not my fault!”

I am a 50 something dude that has never been handcuffs. The only time I have seen the local jail was to bail out a good friend. Just seeing the jail from the good side was enough to keep me from ever wanting to see the inside.

Thats my plan too Glen... One of my friends was searching public records (looking to see if another friends was in fact married... he isn't..... long story) any ways... She was like, "I don't find anything on you." I was like is that a surprise. I would bet you never find anything....

Yea, I was looking for a guy I worked with a few years ago. The first thing I found on him was his arrest for a DUI. I have not even had a ticket in over 25 years.

Interesting. My Sister was a Solicitor in South Carolina for over 20 years...she prosecuted some bad, bad hombres. She retired last year with a bunch of memories no one wants in their mental Rolodex. She earned her retirement.

As you know, at this level they really don't care much about your client other than to make a point. If the point is to not appear weak with those that can afford council (politics) then good luck.

If he gets a pass, do me a favor, take him and his lame parents to some form of intervention.

This kids version of consequence needs adjustment.

BTW...I had a spill on the MC I bought from you...I think it was a latent, prior owner defect...you'll be hearing from my retired, bored Sister:cool:

Yeah, same here.

Imagine putting a kid in jail over a blunt.

Amazing.

A friend will bail you out of jail if you get into a fight.

A good friend will be sitting in jail, right alongside you, after the fight.

He got into trouble all by himself. I knew he was good for the money so I helped him get out of a jam. I told him he was a dumb ass for driving drunk. He has been sober for many years now.

Don't worry, i just saw your post as an excuse to post one of my favored friendship sayings. :)

It wasn't. They revoked his bail & so they should.

And a very good friend will talk you out of the fight. :D

Ian

No friend of mine would ever talk me out of a fight.

I don't hang out with pacifists. ;)

On the blunt, since i think pot should be perfectly legal, i have a hard time in any way blaming the kid for having one. I think that the fact that pot is still illegal in so many places just goes to show how stupid we are as a society.

I think the "defect" was in the module that overestimated the capabilities of the CPU in controling such a fine piece of machinery.

One of the best things my Father ever did for me was locking me in a jail cell when I was around 9 years old. He was the Chief of police at the time, and he left me in there for around 20 years with the lights out. O.K. it was probably only 30 minutes, but it SEEMED like an eternity. I have had a pathological fear of jails since.

Maybe this kid needs a dose of the same.