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lane912 05-26-2010 02:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Laneco (Post 5372237)
I think that Filipe should die while performing a sex act with an extremely obese woman... In the throes of her passion she fails to notice that he is flailing frantically to lift her massive bulk off of HIS FACE!!!! BWAHAHAAA!!!!

angela
reason 47a that i don't date "big girls"

sammyg2 05-26-2010 06:06 PM
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Originally Posted by gchappel (Post 5371715)
As a writer- please do not use the term blood poisoning. It would be like writing about a porsche mechanic that was killed with a wrenchy thing. There is no such thing as blood poisoning, nor is it a correct medical term. Call it septicemia, bacteremia, whatever. With a perforated bowel- just say he died of peritonitis.
Gary
Why, thank you doctor.
Maybe you can help me, I got this new thing on my deek ..........

gchappel 05-26-2010 07:25 PM
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Originally Posted by sammyg2 (Post 5372648)
Why, thank you doctor.
Maybe you can help me, I got this new thing on my deek ..........
Don't worry- you do not need to cut if off- it will fall off on its own
Gary

Jagshund 05-27-2010 12:40 AM
Death by fat prostitute. I don't think it will win me any book awards, but it would definitely set it apart-

sc_rufctr 05-27-2010 01:46 AM
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Originally Posted by lane912 (Post 5371426)
i knew a guy that had a similar condition due to cigarette smoking. the nicotine would cause arterial constriction in the extremities and then gangrene sets in and the libs come off. when they took off both legs at the knee and one arm at the elbow, i stopped visiting. even after that he kept smoking.
after that i couldn't be around him anymore, it really bothered me
I can understand how something like that would bother you.
(I used to be a nurse)

Taz's Master 05-27-2010 05:24 AM
Peritonitis is an inflammation of the peritoneum, the serous membrane which lines part of the abdominal cavity and viscera. Peritonitis may be localized or generalized, and may result from infection (often due to rupture of a hollow organ as may occur in abdominal trauma or appendicitis) or from a non-infectious process.

Stolen from Wikipedia. A smelly and painful way to go, and can be a direct result from a perforated intestine..

stealthn 05-27-2010 03:13 PM
Just watch "1000 ways to die" on TV; man there are some wierd ones. It never ceases to amaze me at how stupid people can be.

M.D. Holloway 05-28-2010 04:28 AM
or how easy death can be...we are fragile creatures surviving on a thread of hope and a pinhead of despair.

emcon5 05-28-2010 06:11 AM
A fitting death for a drug dealer would be for him to get knifed at an ATM machine by a crackhead who wanted to steal his watch to sell for drugs.


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