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HardDrive 06-07-2010 11:46 PM

A video for your wives/GFs.
 
My sister, Marija Thomas, is an actress. You have seen her before. She's 'girl #1' eating a Dorrito in a commerical, or the one washing her clothes with All laundry soap.

So this is what she and her friends do in their spare time.

If you chose to watch, DON'T say I didn't warn you. Some serious Muffin Top content.

YouTube - missesmuffintop's Channel

BlueSkyJaunte 06-08-2010 12:47 AM

That was pretty friggin' funny. :D

chocolatelab 06-08-2010 05:13 AM

lol

widebody911 06-08-2010 05:19 AM

I LOL'd... and then I threw up in my mouth a little...

kach22i 06-08-2010 05:37 AM

Funny lyrics when I could make them out.

...........when I take my top off, I look just like my mom............

KevinP73 06-08-2010 07:32 AM

That was funny..........:D

grudk 06-08-2010 07:42 AM

Well done for an amateur video...

crustychief 06-08-2010 08:00 AM

Pretty funny.

gr8fl4porsche 06-08-2010 09:23 AM

Great video!!

pwd72s 06-08-2010 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kach22i (Post 5393365)
Funny lyrics when I could make them out.

...........when I take my top off, I look just like my mom............

Agreed...I just don't speak or understand the language used by today's "yoot".

Jagshund 06-08-2010 10:55 AM

Did he just say, "Yoots?"

Dueller 06-08-2010 10:57 AM

Its a funny parody of the Lady GaGa vid:

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Dueller 06-08-2010 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kach22i (Post 5393365)
Funny lyrics when I could make them out.

...........when I take my top off, I look just like my mom............

Lyrics for the parody:
MY MUFFINTOP
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah

I wanna button em like I did in old days
just put them on an go about my day
before this pack of kids this wasn't one of my parts
Didn't know I'd trade my girlish hips for their hearts

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

Can't miss my
Can't miss my
No he can't miss my muffin top
(She's got a lumpy body)
Can't miss my
Can't miss my
No he can't muffin top
(She's got a lumpy body)

M-m-m-muffin top, m-muffin top
(Mum mum mum mah)
M-m-m-muffin top, m-muffin top
(Mum mum mum mah)

I used to work out, eat lots of greens
Now it's cheese poofs and mac and cheese (I love it)
Before this pack of kids my bod was the bomb
Now I take my top off and I look like my mom

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

Can't miss my
Can't miss my
No he can't miss my muffin top
(She's got a lumpy body)
Can't miss my
Can't miss my
No he can't miss my muffin top
(She's got a lumpy body)

M-m-m-muffin top, m-muffin top
(Mum mum mum mah)
M-m-m-muffin top, m-muffin top
(Mum mum mum mah)

I will tell you that I love you
Kiss or hug you
Cause I'm not bluffin' with my muffin
I'm not crying I'm just stunnin' with my love of glue gunning
Maybe not the girl you used to know
I'm the only one here so let's just go
I promise this, promise this
Check this hip cause it's marvelous

Can't miss my
Can't miss my
No he can't miss my muffin top
(She's got a lumpy body)
Can't miss my
Can't miss my
No he can't miss my poker face
(She's got a lumpy body)

Can't miss my
Can't miss my
No he can't miss my muffin top
(She's got a lumpy body)
Can't miss my
Can't miss my
No he can't miss my poker face
(She's got a lumpy body)

M-m-m-muffin top, m-muffin top
(Mum mum mum mah)
M-m-m-muffin top, m-muffin top
(Mum mum mum mah)

M-m-m-muffin top, m-muffin top
(Mum mum mum mah)
M-m-m-muffin top, m-muffin top
(Mum mum mum mah)

Lyrics from the real song:

MY POKERFACE

Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah

I wanna hold em like they do in texas plays
Fold em let em hit me raise it baby stay with me i love it
Luck and intuition play the cards with spades to start
And after he's been hooked i'll play the one that's on his heart

Oh oh oh
I'll get him hot show him what i've got
Oh oh oh
I'll get him hot show him what i've got

Can't read my can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she's got to love nobody)
Can't read my can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she's got to love nobody)

P-p-p-poker face p-p-poker face
(mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face p-p-poker face
(mum mum mum mah)

I wanna roll with him a hard pair we will be
A little gambling is fun when you're with me i love it
Russian roulette is not the same without a gun
And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun fun

Oh oh oh
I'll get him hot show him what i've got
Oh oh oh
I'll get him hot show him what i've got

Can't read my can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she's got to love nobody)
Can't read my can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she's got to love nobody)

P-p-p-poker face p-p-poker face
(mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face p-p-poker face
(mum mum mum mah)
(mum mum mum mah)
(mum mum mum mah)

I won't tell you that i love you
Kiss or hug you
Cause i'm bluffin' with my muffin
I'm not lying i'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunning

Just like a chick in the casino
Take your bank before i pay you out
I promise this promise this
Check this hand cause i'm marvelous

Can't read my can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she's got to love nobody)
Can't read my can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she's got to love nobody)

Can't read my can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she's got to love nobody)
Can't read my can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she's got to love nobody)

Can't read my can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she's got to love nobody)
Can't read my can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she's got to love nobody)

P-p-p-poker face p-p-poker face
P-p-p-poker face p-p-poker face
(she's got to love nobody)

P-p-p-poker face p-p-poker face
(mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face p-p-poker face
(mum mum mum mah)

P-p-p-poker face p-p-poker face
(mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face p-p-poker face
(mum mum mum mah)


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