Its Hotter Than...
 

Two rats ****ing in a wool sock...

Dollar night at the ho house...

A juniors tw@t at the senior prom...

Barney Frank's interns crack after lunch...

the doorknob to Pamela Andersons bedroom

a snakes butt in a wagon rut...


so how hot is it where you are?

temp 93°
heat index 105°
dew point 75°
temp in my attic 122°

cooler today than it has been, but certainly not cool.

The heat index around here peaks most days between 10 and noon before the morning humidity burns off.

It's so hot that I tied my mule in a field of corn, and the corn started popping and the mule thought it was snow and froze to death!

It's so hot I saw two trees fighting over a dog.

It was so hot today I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking.

It's so hot I just saw the devil dancing buck-naked in the middle of the driveway.

It's hotter than a firecracker lit at both ends.

It's hotter than a $2 pistol on the Fourth of July.

It's hotter than a June bride in a feather bed.

It's hotter than Georgia asphalt.

Right now in Oklahoma City it is 66 degrees! Totally strange day. It has been raining like crazy. We have had over 10 inches of rain is 12 hours. Another big cell of storms is moving in on the city. Glub Glub.

Wow, weird! 10", that sounds bad, especially if you're in prison.

Here in Houston it's hot and wet, which is great if you're with a lady, but sucks when you're in the jungle. (from Good Morning Vietnam)

Hotter than a freshly farked fox in a forest fire. 80 degrees here

hotter than Pam Andersons' script pad...

Houston is hotter than hell and twice as humid.

64 degrees :D

58*

10C

when is this global warming supposed to kick in?

Hotter than the hammers of hell.

97 degrees Heat index 110.

The devil was seen heading north because it is too effing hot here.

Hotter than a two peckered billy goat.

Got to 92* here with a heat index of 105* I think.

97.7F high with 77F dewpoint = Heat Index 114

hot hot hot

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About 65 light rain............but it's a dry rain....sun's out now. Little cool, warming into the 80's later in the week

Absolutely gotta have AC three or four weeks a year. :>)

A little warm, but what you gonna do?

Karl
88 Targa

In the 70's all week here in Los Angeles with a slight ocean breeze. Same last week. T-shirt weather during the day, jacket or a sweater in the evening. Got pretty sunburned last weekend.

This was on my way home......I know cars are hardly accurate - it was really only 98 but it damn sure felt 105!!!

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