Peter Spankwell
 

I love coming up with new derogatory nicknames for my brother and this is the latest. I've also called him "Brotard" (my own), "Douche-lord" (heard on Kardashians), "Faggetti" (my own). I also like to remind him that "Mom should have swallowed you". Help me belittle and berate my brother in the name of brotherly love.

Being a big brother is a huge responsibility, I am so glad my brother was never bigger than me.

I usually use a lot of girl names for him, and tease him about how he dresses.(dress pants with crocs)

My dad called him SH**A$$ one time and it kind of stuck for a while.

When my younger brother and I talk on the phone or meet in person we typically will exchange pleasantries. I prefer "fuchface" while he sticks to the old standard "fag".

I think I'll call him today.:D

lol...

I call my brother Hanky Panky... And he calls me Hanky Panky in return. (We got it from the Benny Hill show... (1970s))
We intend to hand over the title to our sons once we're old and incontinent. ;) My nephew is 10 and my son is 14.
Meanwhile we have a long history of name calling. It just seemed natural.

It's always been like that between us. We're not really close but somehow we find time to hang out... It's weird.

Ummm... What about douche bag?

Also... I often call my daughters boy friend "Champ" because it's one letter away from "Chump". He's an idiot but my daughter likes him. :rolleyes:

My son's girlfriends father calls him "Roadhouse". He has no idea why. He's a little afraid to ask. I can't help him with that one.

Peter Spankwell??

Is this Max Mosleys screen name?

No its Max "Spanky" Mosley, glad he's gone

A little Patrick Swayze in him?

I couldn't overlook this.

man card, now.

Never saw the movie. Maybe. Might be because he's a big kid. He's 6' 2" and 210 pounds. And he can't dance. :D

Back on topic. I know two brothers both in their 60's. The older brother still calls the younger brother "Squirt".

My wife calls me Macacca. A friend in my group of three best friends we call Marc Wallice, after the HIV-positive porn star with the curved member.

Is this your brother?

http://i.imgur.com/bTwEP.jpg

That would only be punishment if it were really hot and humid outside. Otherwise, I'd call it bragging and I'd give him a thumbs up as I drove by.

Subscribing, this could be a classic

A friend of mine was in a hurry and I said something to the effect of "Jeez, you're acting like 7 Eleven is having a sale on c@ck flavored lollipops or something." I heard a comedian say that and I use it when I can.

we used to call my mother's other son "Salad Shooter". Rumour has it that he had a thing with cucumbers. I call him... lying, cheating, thieving low life ahole that only cares about stuff that he can eat, fk or sell. obviously we don't have a good relationship

"Low-life scumbag needle dick fly fukker" was one my older brother brought home from the Navy for me. Barked it out at the dinner table one night in front of the whole famdamily. Dad almost fell out of his chair laughing. Mom left the table, throwing her napkin down with a loud "harumph".