Cuban joke of the day
 

An 89 year old man, a girl and her boyfriend are escaping from Cuba on a boat. 1/2 way from Cuba to Florida, the old man suddenly says he needs to go back to Cuba.

"But why?" asks the girl.

"I didn't get a chance to kiss the flag good-bye of my beloved Cuba before we left."

"Old man, we're going to the land of Freedom, you don't need to do that!"

"But I must, I must!"

"Well, if you must, I do have the Cuban flag tattooed on my butt!"

At that very moment, she turns around, while dropping her pants and panties. The old man, overwhelmed at the sight, starts kissing and caressing her butt. This goes on for some time and finally her boyfriend has had enough. The girl looks down at the old man and says:

"Sir, I think you've paid quite enough attention to the Cuban Flag. I think it is time to let it go!"

"Yes, you are quite right! But first, please turn around, so I can kiss Fidel good bye, too!"




Yep, we heard that today here in Mexico. It was probably better in Spanish...

Let's hope so...

So Bill Clinton was just trying to give Fidel a Cohiba?

Apparently. He should have used that excuse...