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wine good, water bad

I Knew I there was a good reason.

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...
And those who don't and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand.

As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria. Found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However,

We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor).
This is because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:

Water = Poop,

Wine = Health.

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,

Than to drink water and be full of ****.

All the water I drink goes through a filter, whats left in there afterwards is safe to drink.
I do like the occasional glas of wine thuogh.

nothing filters water better than a grapevine!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Milu (Post 5495461)

... we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria. Found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However,

....

But seriously, you do need that shjt.. . .

Quote:

Wiki -- The harmless (E. Coli) strains are part of the normal flora of the gut, and can benefit their hosts by producing vitamin K2,[3] and by preventing the establishment of pathogenic bacteria within the intestine.[4][5]

true dat..

i learned in college..that E coli is simply an "indicator" that fecal matter is present..