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Saw a segment about this on the news tonight... woman goes postal because the restaurant won't make her some McNuggets.

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Remember "911? Help! This place won't make me a cheeseburger!"

saw this "gem" this am and i was HOWLING!

i think this would be yer classic case of "off her meds"

my ex-wife performed very similar stunts on/off her meds. it was a sight to behold.(not).

I like the car that pulls up at the end. McD's got the order ready for them. The show must go on I suppose.

and the dialog went something like this:

McD's: Welcome to McDonald's may I take your order?

White Trash: Ya, gimme some chiken macnuggits.

McD's: I'm sorry miss, we are not serving Mac-Nuggets at the moment may I interest you in an order of fries or an apple pie? Careful, the filling is extremely hot.

White Trash: I don want no F***'n fries B****! Iz wants me a sum McNuggits! Now gets me some McNuggits!

McD's: I'm sorry miss, we are not offering Mac-Nuggets at this time perhaps you would care for our Premium Bacon Ranch Salad or Fruit and Walnut salad - here at MacDonald's we are committed to providing good, wholesome food at a fair and reasonable price.

White Trash: B****! I don want no F***'n salads! Iz wants my nuggits!!!! Now whoz azz do I has to kicks to gets me some?

McDs: I'm sorry miss, Mac-Nuggets are not offered at this moment, perhaps I can interest you in our Yogurt Parfait or our Apple Dippers?

White Trash: WHAT THE F***! Gimme sum nuggits or Iz gonna come threw dat winder and show you what you can do wit dos apples!!!.....Hay!......I won't be ignored! Iz got rights!!!!..................The customa is always right and Iz wants my nuggits right now!!!.....................Don't make me come on out afta yo azz................oh ya! Ya dats it B*****! Now we tusslin......Hay, DON'T YOU JAM MY FINGAS IN DIS WINDER! B*****! F****'N B*****!..................Here, take dat!!!

Smash....

White Trash: Dang, now I need a new cell phone...

McD's: Welcome to MacDonald's, may I take your order....

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Originally Posted by LubeMaster77 (Post 5498663)

now i've gone & burned myself spewing hot coffee out of my nose - who can i sue

I'm sorry, but, I don't see what's so wrong with being upset about no McNuggets.

probably -- I wonder what they get in the local jail?

too many teeth and not "slim" enough