Q. What goes on pages 4-5 of the Ford's user's manual?
A. The train & bus schedule.

Q. What do you call a Ford at the top of a Hill?
A. A Miracle.

Q. What do you call two Fords at the top of a hill?
A. A mirage.

Q. What do you call a Ford with dual exhausts?
A. A wheelbarrow

And finally:

Q. What is the difference between a Ford and a tampon?
A. A tampon comes with it's own tow rope.


BTW I drive a ford pickemup.

Fixed that for ya'

So ya can get back to fixin' that truck. :p

LOL, haven't had to put a wrench to it yet, and it already has 5500 miles on it!

sammy those are killer!

Oh and to add to the fire:

Parts Or Nuts Tinkiling In A band Of Confusion.

rjp

Apologies in advance but a friend of mine (who is black, incidentally) offered the following for Pontiac:

Poor Old N**ger Thinks It's A Cadillac

I like this one for Mercedes:

Mostly Every Red Cent Eventually Disappears, Extinguishing Savings

Garage Made Car

Sammy, I am texting those to my friend that owns a nice 2010 Mustang. All in good fun. LOL

What.......couldn't find a spoon?

I must be weird, I like Mustangs and Porsches... even Corvettes!