I hate it when this happens
 

Whoa.... that's pretty kinky...

Nas ty

Well, if she doesn't want him to eat pig's feet in bed...

SHE SHOULD GET A FUCHKING PEDICURE!!! :D:D

You did not read that properly.

"Authorities in South Carolina say a woman who was eating pig’s feet in bed accidentally cut a man with a knife."

She was eating pigs feet and cut the dude with her knife. She must be a real catch.