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Bill Douglas 09-15-2010 03:41 PM
Huh
 
You're allowed to call your girlfirend kitten, but not allowed to call her puss.

Geronimo '74 09-15-2010 08:47 PM
What??
Dump her, right away.
She's not right for you
What a stuck up B!tch!

GH85Carrera 09-16-2010 05:05 AM
The other thing you can't call her is the word so close to Aunt. Just change the first letter from a to c and almost all women come unglued.

TSNAPCRACKLEPOP 09-16-2010 05:17 AM
passed a SUV this morning with a vanity plate today..."BOOPS".

yes, i checked, yes, well deserved!

red-beard 09-16-2010 05:32 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GH85Carrera (Post 5564053)
The other thing you can't call her is the word so close to Aunt. Just change the first letter from a to c and almost all women come unglued.
Which is so wrong. We call guys "dicks" all the time.

Mark Henry 09-16-2010 10:52 AM
Pussy cat is what I call my wife...she likes it.

herr_oberst 09-16-2010 12:31 PM
You're allowed to prick your finger, but not finger your prick.

steve911 09-16-2010 02:21 PM
You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.

flatbutt 09-16-2010 02:24 PM
you can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish.

carreradpt 09-16-2010 02:39 PM
I'd rather have tulips on my organ than roses on my piano.

wdfifteen 09-16-2010 06:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bill Douglas (Post 5563142)
You're allowed to call your girlfirend kitten, but not allowed to call her puss.
In Denmark, "Puss" is a term of endearment. On PARF "*****head" is practically an offer of marriage. Context is everything.


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