Classic thread address book
 

So, it occured to me some new folks may have missed some of the classic OT threads from the past and are operating at a cultural disadvantage. As such, here’s a primer.


http://forums.pelicanparts.com/off-topic-discussions/264860-does-anyone-want-free-gererator.html

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/off-topic-discussions/264050-fun-tazer.html

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/off-topic-discussions/364674-new-girlfriend-new-technique.html

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/off-topic-discussions/382044-how-many-cars-you-crashed-year-photo.html

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/off-topic-discussions/25840-rice-here-major-rice-10-000-00-challenge.html

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/off-topic-discussions/303184-i-am-china-show-my-car.html

The Hairy Arm (non-PP, but a good 'un)
Had to Refuse Body Kit delivery - MY350Z.COM Forums


Please add any you deem worthy! :D

Ok, I have to add the thread where I thought I asked a pretty insignificant question that went to more than 25 pages of bragging and fun:

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/off-topic-discussions/308711-165-mph-73-2-4s.html

The hairy arm story was a classic - even if not on PP.

Another non PP - the one about the dude that removed the boot on his car?

I must have missed that one.

Couldn't find Jet Fokkin' Black, but if anyone knows where it is I'd sure appreciate a link!

That thread was just classic, I don't think there are any that can compete. My vote for "Best Ever".

another great non PP thread is the motorcycle rider that pour an energy drink down his tank thinking it was octane boost. funny as hell.

that hairy arm one is classic, and the AX challenge is the best PP thread handsdown.

Here it is – for your reading pleasure, I present – Jet Fockin’ Black
Crashed my Baby - my.IS - Lexus IS Forum

thank you Amail..
just revisted the Tazer...
tears...happy tears..

Rika

?..the one where the op believed his GF to be cheating..
he was waiting in the Garage when he spotted ...

Wheres that damn thread about the casters and angle iron someone mounted on the front of the car to help with driveway ingress/egress....

Isn't there an animated video on "cut my sack"?

streeling wheel vibetion

Another forum How Do I Get Herculiner Off of My Hootus?!

Ian

Wholly cow, you're right! This list wouldn't be complete without links to the current Viral Videos! Bring it, DickieSpeedMaster!

Cut my sack
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/5124416-post80.html

Flat Out
YouTube - Trackday Comedy

Glad someone posted the nipped my sack thread.

Is the ultimate ppot meet-up thread archived?

Here’s one from FerrariChat. VERY interesting tales mixed in with a complete train wreck. One of the most fascinating reads I’ve found on a forum.
Any Le Mans Drivers/Owners on F-Chat? - FerrariChat.com

If we're including non-Pelican threads, here are some.

Moron flushes out his engine with WATER:
I'm done with this car! - MustangForums.com

Moron puts NOS Energy drink into his motorcycle gas tank, thinking it's octane booster:
Bike won't start after using NOS fuel additive : Suzuki GSX-R Motorcycle Forums: Gixxer.com

Moron ArmorAlls the tires on his Lexus ("Jet Fockin' Black"), then crashes it in the rain:
Crashed my Baby - my.IS - Lexus IS Forum

How do I change my blinker fluid?:
VWVortex.com - Blinker fluid??

How about the viper owner who got major pwned by racing someone who wasn't racing back?
So this idiot got schooled today - Viper Club of America Discussion Forums

read down to post #23:
It gets brutal from there.

Guy spills a bunch of BBs into his intake on the miata:

The Rotten Apple Awards

Wasn't there some guy (it's always a guy, isn't it?) who tried to bead blast out carbon deposits or something like that by running gravel through the motor of his Audi?

Reloader by Snowman, anyone got that link?

And who's the Pelican who blogged about crashing his 993 one evening whilst a little intoxicated (and subsequently ran away on foot), and then bragged about the 996TT he scored from the insurance settlement check?

Snow getting pwned was pretty classic, too.

On second thought, it may be best not to revive those threads.

"Rolex - Should I?"

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/off-topic-discussions/383384-rolex-should-i.html

True - this one was classic:

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/off-topic-discussions/416250-dillon-650-performance-evaluation.html

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/off-topic-discussions/324370-crashed-my-993-a.html

Awesome!
Hey guys, please help with my mods gone wrong..... - AudiForums.com

great reading for the evening. The hairy arm and viper/vette are all I've got through so far, thanks for posting this stuff.

I'm amazed you guys missed listing the infamous Breast Milk thread.

Black Audi Wagon is perhaps the most often quoted one.

Classic,

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/off-topic-discussions/513360-breast-milk-just-sayn.html

Can't find the original Black Audi thread, but I found the followup thread.
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/off-topic-discussions/219881-black-audi-monterey-hyatt.html

Very dissapointed U forgot about tha Playa :(

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/porsche-911-technical-forum/470653-noob-here-question-about.html

Help me out on this one. There was a link to another forum of some guy with a home brew turbo hot rod. Ported heads looked like a gorilla did it. Hosed paint all over everything. Such a bad job that i couldn't have written it as fiction. The other folks on that forum thought this guy was a genius!

Anybody?

It was that funny.

I recall this one as I have a local friend with a GT-3 on the way...
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/off-topic-discussions/153590-delivery-my-car-but-wait-she-brought-some-friends-oh-my.html

For non Pelican threads the mall ninja series is just wonderful.

too lazy to google it.

This is the one you are thinking of? Tears rolling down my face reading this one.
Am I Being Careful Enough? - Glock Talk

Dave

That's it!

who do i talk to to change my username to "major rice"?

Other non Pelican classics:

Lost your wheel key? Cut off the wheel!

So, Dont buy a VW - Honda-Tech

Trina kill da house.

Crashed my E30 like a tool - R3VLimited Forums

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/porsche-911-technical-forum/227948-my-day-has-come-i-got-one.html

Was way more funny before the posts by the copycat "Framer" got deleted.....