What She Said – What He Thought…
 

What She Said – What He Thought…


Often men are totally off-base with what they hear when a women talks to them. Today a very attractive girl from work made a comment and it got me thinking.

What She Said: “Nice sweater Mike!”

What I Thought: ‘She wants to have sex with me.’

What She Thought: “That sweater would look great on Dad.”



Later on in the morning, a different attractive girl made this comment:

What She Said: “How was your weekend Mike?”

What I Thought: ‘She wants to have sex with me.’

What She Thought: “Please ask me about mine, I had such an awesome time with my boyfriend!”



At lunch time, a third attractive girl that I work with comes to my office:

What She Said: “What are ya doing for lunch Mike?”

What I Thought: ‘She wants to have sex with me.’

What She Thought: “Cheap Sonofabeach owes me a lunch!”


Is it me or do I just not understand women???

Just be happy you have three attractive women in your office that want to have sex with you and accept it. It is tough being a sex object. Ask me how I know.

How do you know what they were thinking?:D

Fat broad says........ "hey Mike, you wanna have sex?"

Mike thinks......... "man, that is completely disgusting!"

The first one thought you were an idiot for wearing a sweater this time of year... ;)

I'd tell you that's a nice sweater Mike, but I'm not Normy.

What the fat ugly girl said "Hey mike wanna have sex with me in the closet friday after work?"

What mike thought "I dont want to get an sloppy stuff on my sweater that makes it look like I spilled my lunch on myself before the weekend."

What she thought "Oh please... like he's getting laid enough to say no"

It was 59 degrees this morning! I got all nipply...:)

What She Said – What He Thought…


What She Said: “I'm all hot and wet, Mike! Let's get it on!”

What Mike Thought:
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1285708238.jpg

I know a few guys like that!