Does Enzyte work?
 

If the company ends up as our sponsor it is customary to make sure the product does in fact work! Rather than take a chance at "Living Large" I would like to have some feedback, no pictures please and if you are uncomfortable reporting your results you can send a PM.

I see good potential for this thread....

Would this guy lie?

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1286807689.jpg

(then again, he does kinda' look like a car salesman...)

But I suppose Enzyte is cheaper than a Corvette.

Those that need that sort of enhancement are not applying it proper! There are tighter fits to be had and she will thank you for not being too endowed when you drive down that dirt road...

Enzyte works spectacularly if the endpoint is to separate money from its owners.

I vote you try it firsthand. Post results here but, please, no pictures.

Snake oil. Yohimbe, horny goat weed, macaw (sp) just an herbal concoction repackaged in an appealing way to make money off those with low self esteem. For real results you need to get an addadicktomy

I thought it was marketed towards men who where nervous about discussing ED with their Dr.

Or maybe hoping for the placebo effect, the packaging looks like Viagra.

sponsoring a Nascar team is not cheap..
someone is buying this stuff..

Rika

Thanks for all the info and the 4 of you who sent PM's but "normy" I said no pictures!;)

Potential "top 10 posts of the year" contender there! :D

clinical trials have shown it to shrink the hands.

most users are not familiar with the metric system either ..
the tape measure supplied does the 'trick'...

look Lucy 9 centimeters already..

Rika

I don't know if the stuff works, but their marketing is top notch. I've caught myself whistling that tune more than once in public places and getting some pretty interesting looks.

It works best in conjunction with a balance band. :)

I bet it works as well as the breast enlargement lotions.

Edited - langauge. -Z-man.

Is that why she was grunting? :)

I can't give an answer till Jill calls me back

That stuff (enzyte, extenze), increases blood flow and function. It might make your certain something "harder", but not actually bigger. The best way to make your wonk seem bigger is to lose 15 pounds, or do what Lubey said or find a lady with a smaller vagina.

Well, got to see where my younger brother is going with this. He's always been the odd duck of the family!!

Ahh, that's not what he said. You don't know him very well, I suspect....

Hint: it's all about the lube...

JR

MSNBC did an expose on the guy that started the company. He went to jail for credit card fraud. They interviewed a few ticked off men with depressed looking women....

I don't think he was talking about a vagina...:eek:

Just read the Wikipedia acticle...

Enzyte - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Sorry I've edited my post to better reflect the overall tone of this slippery issue.

if you trim the hedge, the tree looks bigger

Yep, on right now...

Never tried it but I love the commercials for it and Viagra

Maybe he should try pole vaulting instead.

They were sued and lost, the "supplement" is a hoax...yet the owners made hundreds of millions of dollars...

Does anyone really have to question if a product like this works?

Yep... you can go to a heath food store and buy the above herbs for a fraction of the cost.

Enzyte is all packaging and hype...

Well before the girls all used to laugh at me for the small little package I had and now I have the problem of it dragging on the floor...

Translation: Enzyte gave me diabetes, which necessitated amputating both of my legs at the hip.

Thats not quite the image I had in mind, but it works...

Anyone else remember ads for the Mark Eden bust developer?
Jim

Oh yeah as a kid.

did you do the "I cut my sack" thread, or some such? Holy nuts that was a funny one..hoping for a repeat.