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DARISC 10-24-2010 10:56 AM
Bette Midler Says...
 
'I haven't left my house in days. I watch the news channels incessantly.

All the news stories are about the election; all the commercials are for Viagra and Cialis.

Election, erection, election, erection -- either way we're getting screwed!'


-- Bette Midler

Porsche-O-Phile 10-24-2010 11:27 AM
Quoting Bette Midler on a car forum is an automatic 30-day man-card suspension. Hand it over.

sammyg2 10-24-2010 12:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Porsche-O-Phile (Post 5632736)
Quoting Bette Midler on a car forum is an automatic 30-day man-card suspension. Hand it over.
Plus a Brazilian.

DanielDudley 10-24-2010 01:43 PM
And you guys are going to take it from him ?

HA !!! :D

DanielDudley 10-24-2010 01:44 PM
BTW, she lives about 25 miles from my house.

She is really stacked.

sammyg2 10-24-2010 03:45 PM
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Originally Posted by DanielDudley (Post 5632940)
BTW, she lives about 25 miles from my house.

She is really stacked.
eeewwwww, that's just gross.

DanielDudley 10-24-2010 06:05 PM
You have a problem with breasts ?

red-beard 10-24-2010 06:12 PM
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Originally Posted by DanielDudley (Post 5633404)
You have a problem with breasts ?
Only flat ones that hang below the belt...

DARISC 10-24-2010 10:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Porsche-O-Phile (Post 5632736)
Quoting Bette Midler on a car forum is an automatic 30-day man-card suspension. Hand it over.
Quote:
Originally Posted by sammyg2 (Post 5632849)
Plus a Brazilian.
Quote:
Originally Posted by sammyg2 (Post 5633125)
eeewwwww, that's just gross.
Hey, I think it's funny. No?

Anyway, WTF's not to like about ol' Bette Midler?

Unless, of course, you're a perennial malcontent, self righteous moralist, tin ear or homophobe. :D

DanielDudley 10-25-2010 01:18 AM
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Originally Posted by red-beard (Post 5633424)
Only flat ones that hang below the belt...
I am not sure she has that problem, but I'm going to let this one die. SmileWavy

sc_rufctr 10-25-2010 04:26 AM
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1288009562.jpg

M.D. Holloway 10-25-2010 06:02 AM
Bette is hot - I wouldn't mind going 'Biblical' on that! Imagine doing her as she is singing show tunes! Now that would be great!!!

GH85Carrera 10-25-2010 06:26 AM
Mike, you are disturbed :cool:

sammyg2 10-25-2010 08:07 AM
You realy think that is hot?
Even after 500 plastic surgeries I would touch her with your ..... well let's just say that she'd have to be one of the last females on the planet.

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1288022875.jpg


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