The Big Dummy Got It RIght at SP 1040
 

Mothers are mighty fickle creatures is all I can say. MOther has been tellin me for years "You aren't nothin but a Big Dummy who eats, shytes and sleeps." Well now as of late she has been laughing and shaking her head saying that "She thought she had seen just about everything, but now this takes the cake." Finally after a coupla GIn and Tonics loosened her tongue I found out exactly what she was so amused about. It seems that she ain't laughin at me no more, but at YOU BOYZ. She is saying"Can you imagine all those smart Boyz on the Pelican Board don't know as much about the Stock Market as my idiot of a son. How fkin stupid do they have to be to have TABS show them up"

"Well now," says I, beamin from ear to ear at my new found prowess at prognostication, "I did say that that the bottom of the SP500 was going to be 1040." This morning it is what roughly 1180 and going higher...

So now she's okay with you eating turds?

Mother has never been a very good cook...I once gave what she served for dinner to the dog while she was in teh kitchen. When Mother came back in the room she asked, "Why is the dog licking its azz?" I told her,"To get the taste out of its mouth."