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The horror. The horror.

That's bold talk for a one-eyed fat man.

Fill your hand you son of a *****...

You had your entire life to prepare for today.

Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail me now...

I keep a bottle of stimulants handy in case I see a snake - I also keep a snake handy.

–W.C.Fields

I got to make lots of dough to juice the guys I got to juice in order to make lots of dough to juice the guys I got to juice.
—Raymond Chandler (The Long goodbye)

Your customer service would have to improve, to just, suck......

You can lose a lot of money chasing women, but you'll never lose women chasing money

Innocent, unsuspecting males were constantly wandering into strange houses, only to wake up hours later on an ash hep at the edge of town, without their wallets.
(Fatfingers, a Tale of Old new Orleans)

"Yea though I walk through the valley of death, I will fear no evil: for Thou art with me; Thy rod and Thy staff they comfort me."

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Originally Posted by BRPORSCHE (Post 5688108)

"Yea though I walk through the valley of death, I will fear no evil: for Thou art with me; Thy rod and Thy staff they comfort me."

Good one Tom!

Which reminds me...I need to get your pre-holiday "stuff" in the mail!!!

Spoken by a buddy of mine many, many years ago in front of a pool hall urinal after we had just begun drinking what we both knew would be lots of beer that night:

"Bye bye yellow pee".

A few lines, relevant to current events imo.

"Where rights secured by the Federal Constitution are involved, there can be no rule-making or legislation which would abrogate them." Miranda v. Arizona, 384 US 436 (1966)

"Many citizens because of their respect for what only appears to be a law are cunningly coerced into waiving their rights due to ignorance." - U.S. v. Minker

"The makers of our Constitution undertook....to protect Americans in their beliefs, their thoughts, their emotions, and their sensations. They conferred, as against the Government, the right to be let alone - the most comprehensive of rights and the right most valued by civilized men. To protect that right, every unjustifiable intrusion by the Government upon the privacy of the individual, whatever the means employed, must be deemed a violation of the Fourth Amendment." Olmstead v. U.S., 277 US 438 (1928)

"In enforcing the Fourth Amendment's prohibition against unreasonable searches and seizures, the Court has insisted upon probable cause as a minimum requirement for a resonable search permitted by the Constitution." Chambers v. Maroney 399 US 42, 51

Do lovers regard their lives? The lover sets fire to all his hopes of harvest, he puts the blade to his neck, with loves comes sorrow and the heart's blood. Love loves the difficult things.
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