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Location: Monmouth county, NJ USA
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To the D-bag in the white Panamera....
on the Garden State Parkway today.. yes that was me in the red (not so well set up
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Vinny Red '86 944, 05 Ford Super Duty Dually '02 Ram 3500 Diesel 4x4 Dually, '07Jeep Wrangler '62 Mercury Meteor '90 Harley 1200 XL "Live your Life in such a way that the Westboro Baptist Church will want to picket your funeral." |
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11-05-2010, 03:04 PM
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Vinny, Vinny, Vinny....
Don't let him get the best of you... be the better man... Take a deep breath... get in touch with your inner light... Visualize unicorns and rainbows... Then visualize you are driving the Dodge next time. There is a Panamerica that parks in the grocery store parking lot, in the far corner of the lot, and it is their almost every day. So I am thinking "do grocery store managers really make that kind of money?" Then one day I notice the veterinarian who's place is next to the grocery store getting into the P-car. He is the Vet I use and a nice guy FWIW.
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11-05-2010, 03:45 PM
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I agree. Visualize unicorns and rainbows... while writing down his plate #'s so you can find out where he lives...
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11-05-2010, 04:00 PM
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It was probably one of the toll booth attendants late for work.
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11-05-2010, 04:06 PM
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"To the D-bag in the white panamera".......
...... ....well, THAT certainly narrows it down a bit 
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11-05-2010, 04:19 PM
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Was that you I flipped off when you honked at me?
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11-05-2010, 04:37 PM
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Come on, Do like the country music song "Pray for You" Suggests:
I haven't been to church since I don't remember when Things were going great '˜til they fell apart again So I listened to the preacher as he told me what to do He said you cant go hating others who have done wrong to you. Sometimes we get angry, but we must not condemn. Let the good Lord do His job and you just pray for them. I pray your brakes go out running down a hill I pray a flowerpot falls from a window sill and knocks you in the head like I'd like to I pray your birthday comes and nobody calls I pray you're flying high when your engine stalls I pray all your dreams never come true Just know wherever you are honey, I pray for you |
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11-05-2010, 04:46 PM
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It sounds like the moronosphere is as dense out there is it is here. I have never had a Porsche do that to me. Around here it is Subaru Outback wagons, usually with Obama stickers on them. After a few days of driving like a victim in my 944, I go hunting Subaru's in my Jeep. It is not so much an act of active hunting as a lack of moving out of their way. It is very theraputic. I usually feel better after a couple of hours of pissing them off. I have had a few actually try to run me off the road. I just smile and wave (with all my fingers). It is very hard to be intimidated in a car that I built the fenders for out of tube and 1/4" plate.
The armored beast.   It was quite a paradigm shift to start driving this. 
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11-05-2010, 05:51 PM
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Betcha he wouldn't have the eggs to cut off somebody in this...especially if there was a rifle in the rack. Sometimes "well set up" isn't enough?
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"Now, to put a water-cooled engine in the rear and to have a radiator in the front, that's not very intelligent." -Ferry Porsche (PANO, Oct. '73) (I, Paul D. have loved this quote since 1973. It will remain as long as I post here.) |
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11-05-2010, 05:57 PM
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I'm sure Panamera owners read Pelican forums.
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11-05-2010, 06:00 PM
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"Now, to put a water-cooled engine in the rear and to have a radiator in the front, that's not very intelligent." -Ferry Porsche (PANO, Oct. '73) (I, Paul D. have loved this quote since 1973. It will remain as long as I post here.) |
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11-05-2010, 06:03 PM
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Dang Vinnie, have a cup of coffee and a PallMall!!
 You're gonna have a stroke, my friend. I know what you mean, though. I see d-bags all day making bad choices while on the road.
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11-05-2010, 06:08 PM
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Well Vin at least you had the skillz to survive the d-bag.
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11-05-2010, 07:16 PM
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I know, I know. I get too uppity sometimes on my ride home.
Especially after driving in NYC traffic all day. My ride home from work is usually my chill out time. Nice easy drive, mellow out with some tunes. In between work and home life. Rare quiet time.But douches like this guy are the prime cause of road rage!
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Vinny Red '86 944, 05 Ford Super Duty Dually '02 Ram 3500 Diesel 4x4 Dually, '07Jeep Wrangler '62 Mercury Meteor '90 Harley 1200 XL "Live your Life in such a way that the Westboro Baptist Church will want to picket your funeral." |
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11-05-2010, 07:18 PM
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Ha I love that song!
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Vinny Red '86 944, 05 Ford Super Duty Dually '02 Ram 3500 Diesel 4x4 Dually, '07Jeep Wrangler '62 Mercury Meteor '90 Harley 1200 XL "Live your Life in such a way that the Westboro Baptist Church will want to picket your funeral." |
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11-05-2010, 07:20 PM
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Sorry about that. I wasn't listening when the salesman told me how to use the nav, and I was running late to my salsa class.
Nice 944, BTW. Is it paid for yet?
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11-05-2010, 07:22 PM
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Vinny Red '86 944, 05 Ford Super Duty Dually '02 Ram 3500 Diesel 4x4 Dually, '07Jeep Wrangler '62 Mercury Meteor '90 Harley 1200 XL "Live your Life in such a way that the Westboro Baptist Church will want to picket your funeral." |
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11-05-2010, 07:25 PM
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It never fails, when I drive my Rover, some jerkoff in a prius always feels the need to cut me off.
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11-05-2010, 08:22 PM
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Vinny, what time and where do you drive on the GSP? I take it every week day from exit 109 to the 287 connection just after Driscoll bridge around 7 to 7:30 am, then back around 6:15-6:45 pm. Green SC Targa, or more often grey 05 Xterra. Yeah, there are lots of pricks on that parkway...
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