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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freedomville
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Hilarious Amazon review! Chuck Norris and $90k Watch content
While reviewing my order for a new watch (self-gift from the wife) I saw this and had quite a laugh so thought I'd share knowing there are so many Chuck Norris and fine time piece fans here!
btw- the review comments are just as hilarious as the review Subject: Zenith Men's Defy Xtreme Tourbillon Titanium Chronograph Watch $145,000 discounted to $86,999.99  Reviews here: Amazon.com: Customer Reviews: Zenith Men's 96.0529.4035/51.M Defy Xtreme Tourbillon Titanium Chronograph Watch Clip of one review: The Zenith Men's Defy Xtreme Tourbillon Titanium Chronograph Watch or Z.M.D.X.T.B.T.C.M. as I like to call it, is by far the most awesome watch. Chuck Norris riding into the Super Bowl on the back of Godzilla and round house kicking the crowd is no where near as awesome as this priceless poon magnet. When I was just moments from sending my $100k to some needy neo-hippie help group, I stumbled onto this gem. It was like the heavens opened and Jesus himself appeared with this same watch on. I mean how can you not follow Jesus when he's rocking a watch of this caliber. So I asked "What would Jesus do?" Jesus pimp smacked me and said "Forget those hippies, buy the watch!" I was like "HECK YEAH." I busted out my Discover card and bought this rocking piece of art. I mean its art but its also practical too. Like when I take my summer trips to the Marianas Trench........ Review comments: Amazon.com: Jon McAwesome's review of Zenith Men's 96.0529.4035/51.M Defy Xtreme... Just a little humor to bust up the holiday grind, enjoy 
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Great stuff.
Here's the best I could do... http://www.amazon.com/PetSafe-Outdoor-Ultrasonic-Bark-Deterrent/product-reviews/B000UZNLGA/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1 (Note: Couldn't figure out how to post a link to my review. You'll find it at the bottom of the page.)
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Great review of one FUGLY poser watch...
Looks like it costs a buck fifty...
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Сидеть, ложь, Переворачиваться Last edited by Geronimo '74; 12-19-2010 at 07:26 AM.. |
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What's amazing is that with a rank under 100k, more than a few have sold...
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12-19-2010, 06:50 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Linn County, Oregon
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Amazing....just amazing. PT Barnum was right.
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