Remember the old movie 'Tron"......"I will terminate your resolution"

Stress to an ME is a "Tension load"

How would you like a compression load on your nose?

To airframe guys..Most would agree that Normy needs a 'Butt Gap seal".

You're volumetrically augmented!!!...meaning you're obese

You need to 5 'S your face!

Aerospace engineer = rocket scientist. Beat that sparkies and bracket designers!

Nevermind that I'm a manager and really don't "engineer" anything......

what - n one has any 6 sigma jokes?

A mechanical engineer, an electrical engineer, and a software engineer are in a car that breaks down.
The mechanical engineer says: ''Maybe is's a stuck valve''.
The electical engineer says: ''Maybe it's a dead battery''.
The software engineer says: ''I know. Let's all get out and get back in again, and see if that fixes it'

Women tend to puzzle engineers. Overhearing, "Nice rack! I'd mount that!" they get befuddled; all that comes to mind is some of their test gear:

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1291328107.jpg

Good one Flieger ! I get it. After extensive investigation of a mysterious plane crash it was found that the co-pilot was Polish. So... There was a pole on the right hand side of the plane and it went unstable and crashed!!

Havent heard that one in a long time ! Not "Fighting words", but a good nerd joke. :)