What the Heck Would Ever Make You Eat Poop?
 

Back in grade school, we used the expression "eat shyt and die'. The other day my lil girl and I heard a teenager say to another 'eat shyt and die!'. Reminded me of my youth (sniff sniff).:D

My lil girl asked me 'Dad, what would happen if you eat poop? Would you die? Why would someone eat poop? I know sometimes dogs eat poop and they don't die. What would ever make someone eat poop?"

Eating poop is a pretty darn vile thing to do, most likely about the worst thing you can ingest - right up there with human flesh. Well I told her the chances of dying might be slim, you prolly would get pretty sick then she asked "Would you eat poop if someone was going to kill you if you didn't? What if they were gonna kill me or Mommy if you didn't? Would you eat poop then?"

"Good Lord girl! What makes you think of such things!" We laughed.

Truth be known is I guess I would eat it if my life or theirs depended upon it and short of that, not a chance.

These are the questions that plague a mans soul...to eat poop or not...

Ummmmm.......Isn't poop loaded with e coli bacteria?

From asking on-line...

is there "corn in it for texture?" had to throw that one in!

Oh man, this reminds of a certain video that I didn't particularly care to see but is now burned into my mind's eye!

And to answer your question, only in the same life or death scenario that you outlined.

At least you're not polluting this message board with inane, disgusting and pointless drivel.

This entire thread is pretty dam funny and I have no idea why .....:confused::confused::confused:

It seemed to work out alright for those two ladies with a cup.

At least afterwards, you could be wearing a "schidt eating grin".:D

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I have a question for all of U Boyz who are workin for a livn, HOW DOE IT TASTE?

TABS my friend, I haven't worked in 26 years!

I wish my dog could read this. He digs up cat poop and eats it. Don't go thinkin' he's not well fed; he gets steaks, t-bone steaks, chicken+rice+peas.

One day he liked my face and I was wondering why my face stunk so much... :(

Thanks for the PSA on scat-play lubey!

The last survivor of the Mexican revolution was being interviewed by PBS.
The interviewer asked, "Did you ever actually meet Pancho Villa?"
"Si, I was walking down the road and there was Pancho taking a sheet - right by de roa! He was embarass and pulled out his gun."
"Peasant!" He say. "Eat dad sheet!"
What could I do, he have a gun? Pancho, he laugh so hard he drop hee's gun. I pick it up and I say, "Now Pancho, now you eeet de sheet!"
"Did I know Pancho Villa? Si, we had lunch togeder."

I'll ask my dog. He's a fecal freak. Never saw the cup video but family guy alluded to it last night so I'm pretty sure it's something I'm fine with missing.

Gawd, I can't stop laughing. Oh sheet!

I'm not completely sure but I think dogs recognize that there is still a small amount of undigested material there so therefore it has some nutritional value. I don't think all dogs eat it do they?
I have NEVER known my Jack Russell to do it

With enough butter and garlic not to bad...

Make that a lot of undigested protein given the short length of the dog and cat intestinal tract. Suffice to say they need to eat by proportion much more than humans to get the same nutritional value. Humans due to the length of our intestinal tract would digest and absorb much more per pound than carnivores and omnivores. Makes sense. You really don't want meat (especially rotting meat) to hang in your system any longer than it has too. Fruit, grain, nuts and vegetables are a different story hence the reason why humans have such a long tract. I sure that meat verse vegetable require different enzymes to break them down but again, nothing you want to festoon in your bowels.

Not sure if it's true or not, but I had a guy who worked for me years ago who said when they were in the Navy, they would take trips to Tiajauna (sp?) for fun and games. One show there had some fat lady sitting on a chair with a guy laying on is back underneath. Everyone wondered what was going to happen, when all of a sudden she shats one in his mouth. Guys went flying out of the place trying not to throw up he said.

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Have a friend who used to have a fecal video. Urine, too. The mouth turd is only the beginning- you should see them use it as lubricant.

Then who was the guy you introduced me to when we met at the Palms?

My Airedale Misty used to raid the kitty litter box for snacks, one evening I was snoozing on the couch when she came up and slurped my face and I licked my lips and thought ummm that is a rather pleasant taste...it was only later I found she had been digging around in the KL box.

Scat CAT!

Cooked feces may not harm you; but raw feces may kill you.

Words to live by.

He is my best friend and I guess you could say he is my boss but he sure doesn't act like any boss I ever had!

When I say I haven't worked I really mean I have not done anything that is laborious, tedious or mundane. I have a blast at what I do and look forward to each day.

In the hunters safety class I took in junior high school it was mentioned that fresh deer poop was actually edible. We were told not to touch dried deer poop, it had salmonella? That doesn't make sense. Anyway, ALL poop is bad. It stinks for a reason- to ward us off from eating it! It is used food, and there is probably nothing left. Our gut contains a portfolio of bacteria that we depend upon to fully digest our food. Every person has a different collection, which means that if you eat your own poop, it might bother your stomach, but that is about it. But if you eat someone elses poop...you will likely become violently ill and throw up all over the place! The reason is that the human stomach system is weak. We have tiny guts, since we cook our food. Our guts are very small compared to the average dog, which is why we get sick easily.

The long and short: While you might want to lick your woman's rear orifice.....it really is a bad idea! That is also how hepatitis C is spread.

Normy would you please shut up? Lordy.

I've never eated that stuff on porpoise, but back when I was young and still drinking to excess I remember waking up in the morning a few times and swearing a big grizzly bear had crapped in my mouth while I was sleeping.

Sammy did you know normy back then?

be careful dancin in that mine field ..................................

Lol!

I had Escargot last night....tasted like Garlic.

DOODY!

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IT'S NO BIG DEAL.