i think i know why my brother is unmarried.
 

i am driving back to texas for Christmas to be with family. my wife and i elected to roadtrip it for the adventure. blast there fast..drive home leisurely.

my brother wants me to eat Christmas dinner, then pack up to hunt in Ulvalde texas..it would take a whole day to get there, hunt two days..and then drive back..basically abandon my wife with my MOM for four days.

jesus..i am smart enough to NOT EVEN ASK! i will be in el paso for 5-6 days..only..

i can be a selfish husband..but this is even too insane for me...wow. four days alone with my mom would be plenty of quiet time..enough to draft up divorce papers.

my brother will never marry.

4 days?

Your Mom's an amateur.

My mom can get my wife to run screaming from the house in about 2.5 minutes flat.

Faster if she were to put some effort into it.

You are wise young Jedi.

dude..not while i am drinking coffee. it burns coming out the nose..LOL!

That is because yer Mom's LOVES her little Monkey.

I thought you were going to say he likes the cock.

Rofl

+1

hahaha...i wish.

he dates mexican chicks..they all look like mexican soap opera chicks.

christmas dinner is usually me eating, trying not to stare at cleavage. it is AWESOME!

haha reminds me of my predicament hmmmmm girlfriends 21st birthday party or go see Billy Idol......

Right there with you - in fact I'm married into it. Cleavage good, but I also enjoy the fact that my wife still at age 36 has a hindquarters from which one can bounce quarters.

Must post video for proof of comment.

Sure thing - I'll post as soon as I get out of the hospital from the injuries I am sure to incur...

Get well soon! :D SmileWavy

I'll be in the area...just across the border...SmileWavy

Yeah, 'cause we're all waiting.

LOL

Umh, sounds like he has some stuff figured out. Not sure never getting married is a bad thing. I could sure use the 20 years of my life back before my divorce although the 4 since have been awesome!

man up cliff! tell her how it's going to be.....:D

So.......did Billy rock?!!!!



cliff--you are making the right decision,my friend. maybe you and bro could go bowling or something instead.

she did overcook the roastbeef!! ;)

hahah.

we need pictures to participate in the enjoyment!