*what a real woman does*

[Racerbvd]

*WHAT A REAL WOMAN DOES*

A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and

never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and

comfort him after a bad day.

She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live

without fear and forget regret. She will enable him to express his

deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.

She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man

in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy,

seductive, and invincible. . ..



No wait... Sorry... I'm thinking of beer.

That's what beer does...

Never mind.

[asterix031]

[tabs]

I thought it was talking about MOTHER..or maybe my dog....

[Dana Norris]

Racerbvd Stay the heck away from my wife!

[lane912]

my wife does all that and she cooks-

[Laneco]

My husband says he married me because I am a REAL woman -

Fertile, employed and have my own tools....

angela

[R K T]

Real women, like my wife, get under the Porsche and clean the engine with q-tips.....

[exc911ence]

Mine does oil changes...



... and rides a sportbike...



... can your beer do any of that?

[mjohnson]

they do plumbing, too...



Chemical engineer - they know their way around that stuff

[mjohnson]

And drywall...

[Dan J]

Mr. Johnson that's quite the home handyperson you got there!!!