Alien's Get Thrown In To The New House Bill WTF?
 

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That bill passed a couple of years ago. Yeah, they authorized spending an unspeakable amount of money to protect us from an undefined threat. I'm glad they're back in power and acting responsibly again.

I think this is an Onion segment! Not really real, really!

It is, it even says O-Span, looks like the Onion fooled a few morehttp://forums.pelicanparts.com/support/smileys/pyth.gifhttp://forums.pelicanparts.com/support/smileys/pyth.gif

It's pretty bloody funny though :) Especially when near the end he pauses and just say "Jesus"