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Oh no, I've lived my life by the wrong set of rules that tell me how to act and who I should be!!!

Here all this time I thought I was a bull....

I was born an Aries and I will die an Aries! They can pry the goat out of my cold, dead hands!

Scorp but I don't care about that stuff

Yahoo! I'm not a virgin anymore!

I'm no longer a giant tumor! Though some folks out there may tend to disagree.

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Originally Posted by exc911ence (Post 5785459)

I was born an Aries and I will die an Aries! They can pry the goat out of my cold, dead hands!

You're ramming a goat ?

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Originally Posted by DanielDudley (Post 5786320)

You're ramming a goat ?

Whatever it takes to keep warm this winter! :D

Could give a chit about new signs...

Damn! First Pluto loses its planet status. Now they're adding another constellation.

The only thing you can count on anymore is Uranus.

Sweet, now i have 2 signs!

"Aquarius: Feb. 16-March 11.
Pisces: March 11-April 18."

Well according to that, my astrological sign would shift. Guess it's too late because I am, by any definition I've ever seen, an Aquarius. The "new" sign doesn't really fit. I'm going to stay with the old one.

angela

Sounds to me like someone has something to sell.

The Serpent Holder(Ophiucus), oddly enough is the only constellation that is supposed to represent a real person, a doctor. The little snake wrapped around a stick thing that is a doctor symbol, cadeucus, or however that is spelled, derives from this. It was always in the zodiac, but was not counted, presumably because then there would be 13, and that is an unlucky number. All the dates have to shift a little if you divide the year by 13 instead of 12.

How much of a dork does it make me that I know crap like this, and I am not even into that zodiac stuff at all.

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Originally Posted by Tobra (Post 5788893)

The zodiac was the circular path of the Sun and planets through the sky. 4 thousand years ago, it went pretty cleanly through the "classic" twelve constellations in roughly equal times of 30 days.

That circular path has moved in the sky (the Earth is wobbling), so it's now in 13 constellations and for unequal periods of time.

There was no hidden MSM conspiracy to prevent ancient doctors from being recognized as important. :)

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Originally Posted by porsche4life (Post 5783069)

Here all this time I thought I was a bull....

I was Gemini and now I am a bull. Any tips?