Any Shrinks Here?
 

Much as Legion admitted in regards to GoldenEye a few weeks ago, I have been stuck playing Wii "Cod Black Ops" online zombies for about a month now. And I've discovered I'm quite good at thinning zombie herds . . . usually playing under the name 'bear.' Today, I decided to create a new alias and have discovered that no one will play with me after a game of being outscored in every statistic. Most of the other players are using names like 'Tomahawk,' 'Ghostfacedkilla' and 'Hitman' . . . my new alias is 'Princess Ticklebunny.'

Am I causing these boys too much stress?

How do you know you're playing against boys?

just change your player ID to Valorius Rageway...you'll be set.

I rarely play online games.... I will get on forza and they will start bagging on me about my low gamerscore... I point out that I have a life, and a real Porsche, which then pisses them off....


I have better things to do with my time than get belittled by a bunch of cheeto breathing pricks....

What do you think?

Oh this could be fun!

How about changing your name to "Carnivorous Vagina"?