Meow Mix, baby!

Seriously, Purina know how to make animal feed. All I've ever fed my cat is Meow Mix. Super healthy at 12 years old. Make sure they have access to lots of water if they only eat dry. And the stinky poop is the reason I started my cats this way.

And it's cheaper.

That picture is great! We had a thanksgiving where the cats stole the carcass off the counter, then dragged it to their regular feeding area.

Got 2 lethargic kitties at home... One is a vicious hunter... Funniest part, he's the biggest (21lbs) and has the tiniest meow.

Boris makes sounds so high pitched I sometimes think that's how he catches mice...
He's got no bass in him, at all...he can hardly produce audible purring...

cant answer for cats but my dog has wheat/grain allergies. his skin gets dried out and other fun reactions.
the dry food the vet had started him on has fish and potato as the first two ingredients
fish for the protein, potato for the starch. luckily there are more brands in the stores now that have these two so i dont have to pay vet food prices. i tried to be cheap for a few weeks and only give him canned tuna at night...bad idea, yard was a mess.

of course the dog cant go fishing with us at the river anymore. have you ever tried to get the smell of a dead salmon carcass out of your car?

I have a 23lb solid black tom cat that is like that.

She's the zombie cat. Won't die.

Mastectomy, deaf, nearly blind, barely has a sense of smell, diabetic, possibly arthritic and Vet suspects she has Alzheimer's or some form of dementia.

But when it comes to food she's possessed. Getting in her way is suicidal and the other 3 are well aware of it.

I would say that Seal farts are the worst - consider the diet...

There may be some other mammal that is worse but science has not yet found it...

Whale farts?

always date trim women

Ever dated a vegan who likes spicy beans?

Nothing worse than "giving the cat a bath" and getting honked on....

I used to sit next to a vegan girl at work, I swear to all things big and small, it smelled like a fresh steaming cow patty everytime she let one go.

Do this: get a couple of boxes of Atkins bars - whatever kind/flavor you like and eat nothing but those for a day or two. Holy Moses, you won't believe the methane discharge that'll come a-shootin outta yer arse... The sugar alcohols build up a massive amount of gas production and it STINKS! A friend of mine did this to get even with a coworker who sat next to him... I guess this girl was so miserable after two days of sitting in his stink-cloud she used two personal days and then begged the boss for a different desk! LOL!

Fish is the first ingredient in the food I feed my dog. He gets the Blue Buffalo Mature formula and can still drag me on runs up to about the 4.5-5 mile mark at 13yrs. He had really bad skin allergies before switching to this food as well.

you seem to have accumulated some interesting experiences that are often relatively uncommon in Houston...

I wasn't always from Texas...but I got back here as soon as I could...










It might have had something to do with the Vegan...