Nearly 12 Hours Later . . .
 

Still smelling nothing but smoke-encrusted old people. Nasty, foul-smelling beasts with yellow beards and nubby brown teeth. Had to sit next to two of them in a doctor's office this morning for 10 minutes . . . 11 hours later after two showers, a change of clothes and smelling everything in the house that might clear the scent including detergent, bleach, coffee, my two Dachshunds and some tea tree oil I cannot get the smell out of my nose. Food tastes like ash.

Open to any suggestions short of, "Go outside and shoot yourself."

a dab of vick's vapor rub under your nose.

we need a law to keep sick people out of doctors' offices

i've never heard of anyone being affected like that.
Sounds like you may be a bit .... sensitive .......

He lives in Georgia, not California

Is it the "smoke-encrusted" or the "old" that you can't get rid of?

yeh - but he uses tea tree oil...

I can sympathize with you. I had to drive a co-worker's rig today. He's a HEAVY smoker. Nasty, nasty stench.

Get one of these...

Did you change your tampon?

(I kid, I kid...:D)

Change your tampon... then go outside and shoot yourself.

Yep, get a neti pot. The smell is trapped in the snot in your nose. You've got to get rid of the snot.

LOL. I can hear the old encrusted ones now.

"we had to sit next to some sweet smellin young un, gawd awmighty, stanked up the hole office"

No doctors for old people, I think that's the new obamahealthcarescam.

Patchouli oil should do it. Nastiest smell this side of pot-smoking hippie.

Try this.
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Just go change the transmission oil in the 911 or the 914. That will overwhelm the stinky cigarette smell. Heck just open the bottle on some Swepco tranny oil and you will be smoke free.

K
 

Sniff a corpse. Or anything dead and decomposing. That'll overpower anything and won't go away for days...

No I suppose it doesn't really SOLVE your problem per se but it'll at least be a different nasty smell.

Or you can use that nasal pot thing, change your tampon and then go kill yourself. Just warn me of you're going to cause I don't want to be downwind from your stinky-ass corpse.

What parts of the daschunds did you sniff exactly... And for how long?

I don't think that will work. You need to use douche to get sand out of your v-jay...