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Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: a wretched hive of scum and villainy
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Oil shortage (joke)
Got this in an e-mail, thot it was kinda funny:
A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. Well, there's a very simple answer. Nobody bothered to check the oil. We just didn't know we were getting low. The reason for that is purely geographical. Our OIL is located in: Alaska California Coastal Florida Coastal Louisiana Coastal Alabama Coastal Mississippi Coastal Texas North Dakota Wyoming Colorado Kansas Oklahoma Pennsylvania Texas Our dipsticks are located in DC |
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03-17-2011, 07:20 AM
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Too big to fail
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Last time I heard that, I think most of the oil was still in the dinosaurs...
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03-17-2011, 07:31 AM
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