Laser Scanner.

Maybe the TSA is providing the US data...

Hmmm... I had my wiener scaned last week... by a female TSA agent.

For a fee do you suppose they would mail me a pic?

That's a worry then...remember the measurements provided are supposedly when 'at attention'...thanks Red...now I am picturing all these guys going through security with their lil johnny at full mast lol!

I prefer to be groped and bought dinner.

I'm pretty sure its circumference:)

Ouch! Oh hang on...circumference...not diameter...thank God for that!

Women with pitiful looks on their faces have been telling me over and over, all my life, that size doesn't matter. I believe them.

I live in LA and Chatsworth is the porn capital of the USA/ When I was single and dating I swear about 1/2 the women I dated asked if I'd ever worked in the Industry. I do, but not that part of it.

Was in the john at work. Boss was already using the urinal so I entered the stall. After a little unzzzzip here and a slight grunt there and just as the tinkletinkle sound should have begun I thought aloud and said; "Jeez this waters' cold!"

Dead silence.

Just as boss was drying his hands he burst out laughing. He asks how's the water every time I see him.

Why are women bad at math? Because their whole life they have been told that this is six inches

Ba boom... ding!

Once upon a time during a romantic interlude after a young woman and I had gotten naked. She snikered, pointed at my member and said derisively "who you gonna satisfy with that?". I said "me". true story.

Oh, excuse me. A bunch of guys measuring and talking about thier dongs. Man did I walk into the wrong room!

Not that there is anything wrong with you guys. :rolleyes:

Lisa opened the door, left, and there are still guys in here "measuring" themselves. :D

shhhhhssssshhhh...I'm still here...cheap entertainment :D

I may be a honkey but I'm hung like a donkey.

It's only three inches long... But it spins!

Must be a meeting of S Registry and Gruppe boys...:rolleyes:

Ahhhh . . . but the Canada versus US figures appear to break Allen's Rule.

Ian

must be the beer...

...or perhaps because we Canadians measure in centimeters. I thought 15 inches sounded too good to be true. :(

Must be cold in Korea.

Time for that old joke again....
What do women get from watching porn?

Disappointed....

Lisa, I need help measuring...

And yet... here you are :p

It's not so big around but it sure is short.

I may only be 5.1" but some woman like it that thick.

You guys have far too much time on your hands.

As long as she is happy and smiling, I could care how long it is. Besides, its really how big around it is from what I am told...

Enough of this, I'm going to read the "Myth Of Over-Penetration" thread.

Ya know Lisa...if I'm ever down your way you can have as many beverages as you like on my treat....you sure are a fun person!

Flatbutt,

Thank you..I try ;). I have my mother's sense of humour - wicked :D.

+1

My wife saw this thread and now she doesn't want me meeting any of you anymore when I travel.

As long as it reaches from me to her, I'm satisfied...

I thought this WAS the "myth of over-penetration" thread? :confused:

I bought the Porsche because I like the car,... no, really!

Hugh, next to me you'll look like husband of the century.

I don't mind meetin yall but not sure I want to shake your hand(s) ;)

Uh-oh...am I in trouble with Mrs Hugh? Does this mean you won't be allowed to come and visit me all the way downunder now ;)?

I am very sorry to be leading your husband astray Mrs Hugh...I am wicked woman and I apologise (not) :D

Oh MY! :D

Tell you what, that would make it a party - LOL!

angela

Pssst...Angela...I was going to ask for pics or ban for that one...too far you think? ;):rolleyes::eek:

She said "give me 9 inches and make it hurt." So I did her 3 times and punched her.SmileWavy