Fri olympics s@ck, so that means

[Kurt B]

I'm starting to get an appetite for fried horse and rice surprise. Know what I mean?

I can hear the exhaust of motorists outside. They beckon my machine and me.

Burt burt burt wurt (fart exhaust a la Honda).
Translation: "I think I'm really b!tchen. Please come humiliate me in front of my girlfriend."

BUR dum dum dum ('Stang).
Translation: "I think I'm really b!tchen, American style. Please come humiliate me and my buddy, both of whom are still virgins. Got a case of beer in the trunk though, just in case..."
[Better head back to the farm and drink it guys. You will not score tonight...]

We en We en Wen (an Infiniti style fart exhaust)
Translation: "I am pretty b!tchen, but my low end torque sucks. Be sure to wave out the window when you zoom away. Oh, and check out my Yum Yum. I know you're jealous."
[I will, wave. And yes, I am. But I'll feel better in about 5 and a half seconds]

Ver ver ver (exhaust from a Z3)
Translation: "I don't race. My boyfriend bought me this car."
OR in the case of Male drivers:
"I don't race. My boyfriend bought me this car."

Bur bur bur (Boxster)
"I don't race. My..."
[okay, okay. You dropped your pom pom back there...]

Derv der der der (exhaust from a real bimmer, M something)
Translation: "I race. You messin'?"
[Nope, I ain't messin'........Just kidding, I am messin'. Shoulda been ready buddy. Anyway, I have to suddenly turn left now. Sorry no ramatches. Bye]

DUM DUM DUM ('Vette)
Translation: "I actually know how to drive this car. It won't be a tie tonight. Germans s@ck."
[........dunno what will happen]

[juan ruiz]

Kurt you are a NUT CASE!! I advise you to plan your next vacation to South Florida we can use a few more guys like you in our camp! Make sure you bring the car!! RarlyL8 You too!!
Regards Juan
3.2 Undercover

[Rustbucket]

Originally posted by Kurt B
Ver ver ver (exhaust from a Z3)
Translation: "I don't race. My boyfriend bought me this car."
OR in the case of Male drivers:
"I don't race. My boyfriend bought me this car."


Derv der der der (exhaust from a real bimmer, M something)
Translation: "I race. You messin'?"
[Nope, I ain't messin'........Just kidding, I am messin'. Shoulda been ready buddy. Anyway, I have to suddenly turn left now. Sorry no ramatches. Bye]

Ha!
Kurt, you kill me. That's hilarious!
Maybe Jack can get you a job as a writer.

[JDaniel]

It's good to know some people still have a sense of humor.

You killed me with that rubber chicken!

[pwd72s]

Funnier than hell, Kurt. You forgot one tho...the high speed scream of a big Ducati canyon carving bike. Then it's: "What? Oh no, you see, I've got a bowl of goldfish on the passenger seat."

We have something in Denmark that we call "The Stribe" which usually is a desolate industrial area at friday and saturday night where all the speed freaks come with their modified cars to race.

The atmosphere is really great and you'll see anything from 300 HP VW Golfs over ricey Toyotas to Ferraris and similar exotics. I think you would love it there Kurt You would be the guest of honour

What you really need for all this traffic light racing is a 4 speed Turbo. 150 km/h in seond gear Who can beat that?

[beepbeep]

Yeah....we use deserted airstrips...


I don't dragrace my 930 anymore, takeoffs fries my clutch...


Here are ze pics:

http://195.22.79.154/temp/lunda/

They permit you to use old airstrips? Lucky bastards. In Denmark, if anything is fun and involves a car it's not allowed.

Then you guys say track days.... We don't really have any racetracks in Denmark

[beepbeep]

Yeah...

here is for example race between Supra and riced-out 911SC with 959 kit and double superchargers:

http://195.22.79.154/temp/supra_vs_930SC.avi

[juan ruiz]

Beep Beep, Can you elaborate more on this DOUBBLE SUPERCHARGERS?
Thanks Juan
http://MY88911.homestead.com/newwebpage.html

Hmm that double (?) supercharger doesn't look too effective against the BiTurbo Supra... But nice little movie

[fty]

Ver ver ver (exhaust from a Z3)
Translation: "I don't race. My boyfriend bought me this car."
OR in the case of Male drivers:
"I don't race. My boyfriend bought me this car."

Thats great....Im assuming the car grows a set of nuts if its a Z8 right....hahahaaa -chris

[beepbeep]

Juan:

I have a picture of that engine somewhere...it's double belt-driven roots-type superchargers pumping in engine...

And when i think some more, it might be a 930 and not a SC that was "kitted". Extremly neat installation tough...all chromed and cleaned up.

It's supposed to have 450 HP....supra has something like 800 HP...

Mikkel: Supra has only one turbocharger...step A1 in Supra tuning is ditching double turbochargers and installing one big.

Didn't know about the Supra tuning. Guess they like old fashioned Turbo lag

I think I've seen that 959 look 911 in Bilsport Issue 25, 1995. The Supercharger is a Lysholm 1600. The car is built over a 1978 Turbo body shell with genuine 959 fenders! There can't be more than one of its kind in Sweden!?? Should have 350HP from the 3.0 engine and be able to do 0-100 km/h in 4,2 seconds.

[Doug Zielke]

Vroom, blattt, vroom, blattt (Bursch exhaust a la Kurt B's 911 cab).

(Smoke and explosion!)

Translation: "Please help me pick up all these parts."

[beepbeep]

That's the one Mikkel!

I didn't know you had "Bilsport" in Denmark ;-)

Oooooh but that's a kick a** 911. Looks very good and according to the article it should be pretty quick. That Supra must be a rocket to leave the 911 in its dust I mean if the Porsche can do 0-100 km/h in 4,2 seconds and 280 km/h on top and the Supra pulls away like that - WOW. Are we driving the wrong cars?

[juan ruiz]

If you find that picture i will love to see it, 800hp supra oh boy nice to hear that from someone else.I almost got a supra before the p car and even know i wonder!

[beepbeep]

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