Driving while doing.........what???!!!
 

veryyyyyy strange people out there.......and I think talking on a cell phone while driving is distracting enough!!!





try this:

Distracted Driver: Police Say Woman Crashes Car While Shaving Her Privates - ABC News

Must've been on her way to a hot date.

She was. She said she wanted her cooter to look nice if it was attacked. She should have have worked on her face...

Oh dear - she's a bit - how shall I say? - Manish!! I think she probably needs all the help she can get!

Old looking 37.

Good thing she didn't hit a pot hole. Ouch!

I am going to go out on a limb and guess that Meth has a role in this.

No amount of .... ahem .... yardwork could make her attractive.

This will help

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1305309178.jpg

Her ex was steering the car for her while she was....distracted

Yeah, this has been posted a couple of times before. Crazy, she had gotten a DUI the day before, had a suspended license, and had he Ex steering while she shaved on the way to her boyfriend's place. You just can't make this stuff up.

Those would only improve the situation if you filled them with poo and lit them on fire. Then the smoke might blot out your vision so you couldn't see her.

I bet she smells really good too.

Didn't that sniper guy who used to post here post these two threads a couple days apart?

I almost wrecked my car today. Gettin' my freak on with two choco bunnies in a cramped 928 was a bad idea.

I did wreck my car today. Gettin' my freak on with three choco bunnies was a TERRIBLE idea!

Was she shaving her enzo when she got pulled over?

Enzo

So you're saying that she's so ugly you'd have to double bag her?

She's double coyote ugly.

No, no, no. One for her, and one for you to hide your face in shame...

worse than double coyote......... so bad ya ain't got time to chew yer arm off so ya go for the battery powered sawzall. and since she will be looking fer a one armed man, ya saw ta other one off fer good measure!

Man's gotta do what a man's gotta do!

Smarts! Our legal system still gives her license back after 6 suspensions. Extra smarts!

I wanna hang out on that article for a few days, let's see what the readers comments say. This should be good.