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Man with 86 wives...Craziness!

I was reading my Sunday paper and came across this article:

Always groom for one more: Nigerian has 86 wives - St. Petersburg Times

The guy has 86 wives and has married a total of 107 times.

According to the article, Maasaba has to pause to remember the number of children he has — an ever growing figure, with the youngest just 1 month old. He has fathered 185, and 133 are still living.

With so many wives, how does he meet their romantic needs?

He smiles. Everyone asks him that.

"In his wisdom, God has given me the power and strength to give them the sexual portion they need," he says. "If I didn't satisfy them, they would leave."

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That is an average of 4x a year for each wife. Good for him sucks for them.
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Holy crap, I have a hard enough time dealing with one!
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That is an average of 4x a year for each wife. Good for him sucks for them.
You are assuming he only does it once per day. Remember, God gave him the power and strength.
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i would build a "wheel of sex". put all the wives on a big wheel. and spin it to see who gets me.

i would of course put all the ugly wives on one side of the wheel and add a bit of weight to skew the results..young hot wives on the light side.
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i would of course put all the ugly wives on one side of the wheel and add a bit of weight to skew the results...
I would think that side already has extra weight.
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I think dem bittys be stepp'n out on poppy...
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I can't even imagine. Just the bill for "feminine products" has to be huge.
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I'm sure out of 86 there are a few special ones. I think it takes a few dozen to find one that works for you. Maybe that should be in green.
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He has fathered 185, and 133 are still living.
52 dead children? What, did he consume them after birth like a hungry male hyena? I guess you have to feed the harem somehow...

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