To the guys on the bus
 

Disclaimer: I know how guys like to talk around the gym, the shop, the garage... I'm familiar with he whole oneupmanship and the "my blank is bigger than yours" banter and in the proper context I may not participate but it doesn't bother me.

So the wife and I decide to take the bus to the baseball game... lots of people had the same idea so it is packed... as in standing room only... with women and children. So three thirty sometime year old guys start a loud conversation about who has banged what whore in what exotic city.

Pretty sure everyone on the bus did not want to hear about all the nasty places you have put your wiener guys.

End of rant.

SmileWavy

This really should be responded to by the Lubemaster

Nice.
I just got back from lunch, where a nearby table full of guys was discussing local massage parlors.
I learned a lot. For instance when it comes to massages, what matters are big boobs, happy endings, and low prices.