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you were probably wondering??????????

how our lil(FEEK ME?) WALLOW FIRE started. now the LARGEST FIRE IN THE NATION, 2nd largest in the states history.


well once upon a time the USFS felt that the apache sitgreaves forest should be CLOSED due to poo poo fire conditions. well along come all the happy campers and biz owners complaining to the USFS. so smokey bear took a chance and opened up the forest for memorial day.


now once upon a time last memorial day , daddy moron, and wifey moron decided to go camping. they lit a fire. they decided to tie up their (2) dawgs to a conifer tree in one of the most beautiful and largest conifer forest in the nation. and then daddy moron and wifey moron decided to take a hike.


all the while, leaving a UNATTENDED FIRE!



well when daddy moron and wifey moron came back they found:

1) the FOREST ON FIRE

2) (2) DEAD DAWGS




and daddy moron and wifey moron are NOW IN CUSTODY aka JAIL!



this hot off a phone call from my wifey to her friends in nutrioso,az(GROUND ZERO), and the fire has surrounded their place. had to evacuate so quickly they could not get cattle or horseys out in time.



the above has not even made the media yet.


i grew up there. if i EVER GET ON A JURY or BECOME A JUDGE.....................i WILL HANG YOU OR ANYONE BY THEIR BALLZ for lighting MY FOREST ON FIRE!



nuff said. DONT EVAR LEAVE AN UNATTENDED FIRE! or even EMBERS!

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So it's called the UNO national forest?

Seriously, my parents have a cabin in Show Low for when it gets too darned hot in Wickenburg.

How far is all that fire from Show Low?
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yes it is the OJU FOREST! it is our traditional hunting grounds.



IT IS THE SPIRIT WORLD!



jump on 260 from show low(named by the turn of a card), and then ya have lakeside,pinetop(where i lived), hondah, mcnary, hawley lake, and the fire is going towards sunrise and then ya have eager springerville greer nutrioso.



as the crow flys from show low about 1.25 hrs east at 75mph.



smoke can be seen from flagstaff 200 miles away to the west.
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I feel your loss. WTF is wrong with people ?

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