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Speaking of ugly cars....
The 2011 Nissan Juke.
Lets just get right to the point: Its AZTEK ugly. 
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06-16-2011, 11:47 AM
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According to fifth gear, they're fun to drive.
But I agree, uh-glee! Nissan Puke! |
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06-16-2011, 11:56 AM
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Nissan JUKE or JOKE?
that is one Fugly car
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06-16-2011, 11:57 AM
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bulldog nose car lol
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06-16-2011, 12:06 PM
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If you squint, and turn the lights down really, really low, (and look the other way), it's not that bad at all...
.... on second thought -- even then it is horribly ugly - definately Aztek worthy ugliness. -Z-man.
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What were they thinking? I mean did they look at it and say yeah thats it. Do kids like it?
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06-16-2011, 12:12 PM
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-insert inflated fat Porsche "art"-
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06-16-2011, 12:13 PM
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That looks like it would be a cartoon character in a CARS movie!
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06-16-2011, 12:29 PM
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+1 million.
And they're even uglier in person. And how about those new 4x4 Mini things? They also make me wretch.
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06-16-2011, 01:15 PM
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Funny how a car will look different than everything else on the road, and people will line up to label it ugly. Then the next thread people will complain about all cars looking alike and being boring.
Juke, Mazda 3 Smile, Cube, etc
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Well........lets see here, the Durango's been in Europe for the last 2 years......pumping iron, driving their roads, getting a masters degree & catching on fire in parades, guess this Juke rig has been away in clown school.
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06-16-2011, 01:17 PM
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I have a friend who seems to be all into the fugly cars: Toyota Venza, Chevy Avalanche, the Honda crossover, it's Porsche twin the Panamera, and this Juke.
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should have just done an apprenticeship in the mountains of sw colorado and learned how trucks are supposed to be used...that is where they got the name from right?
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Hard to beat an early Cayenne in the ugly stakes, especially when the recycled styrofoam cup interior awaits eyes already bludgeoned by the exterior. Drives well for a 4x4, granted, but with the resources and expertise at Porsche's disposal, the first and second gen Cayenne was a needlessly ugly thing.
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06-16-2011, 01:56 PM
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A head on collision can only stand to improve the looks of that abomination.
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06-16-2011, 02:29 PM
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Nothing about that is attractive, but it's still not as ugly as an Aztek.
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06-16-2011, 02:48 PM
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Juke....blook
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06-16-2011, 02:58 PM
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Nissan Juke... Nissan Puke
Kinda obvious I know, but someone had to say it. JB
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I actually like it... a lot.
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